…but only consensual…

posted on 18 May 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Stationery

i-love-pussy

Photo courtesy of Jayine Chung.
Portable cutlery case found in S. Korea.

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But now it will later!

posted on 17 May 2017 in Toiletries, Transportation

new-that-is-not-before

Can you bought this me tomorrow?

Photo courtesy of NH.
Car freshener found in Japan.

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Mother Nature complained.

posted on 16 May 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

no-wild-bath

Please! This is a golf course, gentlemen.

Photo courtesy of Jerry Wichman.
Found in Shenyan, China.

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I was there once when I was little.

posted on 15 May 2017 in Buildings, Signs

womb

…and it’s a baby shoe!

Photo courtesy of Unagi Mimi.
Found in Kyoto, Japan.

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Happy Mothar’s Day

posted on 14 May 2017 in Signs

thanks-mothar

Photo courtesy of Andrew Woolner.
Flower store found in Tokyo.

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Thanks for the warning…

posted on 13 May 2017 in Signs

bitch

Try not tipping.

Photo courtesy of Matthew Wells.
Found in Tagawa, Japan.

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Our concierge just got out of prison.

posted on 12 May 2017 in Buildings, Engrish from Other Countries

Shady-Hotel

If you don’t like your service you better not snitch.

Photo courtesy of Christopher Meller.
Hotel found in Egypt.

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Conflicted you are

posted on 11 May 2017 in Bags/Packaging

cute-rabbit-bag

I do want I want.

Photo courtesy of Rika.
Tag found on little cosmetic bag shaped like a rabbit.

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Twenty dollars for tea?

posted on 10 May 2017 in Menus

typical-thai-whore-dish

The dish said it loves me…

Photo courtesy of R.J.

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Thanks, but I self service.

posted on 9 May 2017 in Signs

tradional-handjob-educatoin

Photo courtesy of A.J.
Spotted in Turkey. 

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