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Found in Hangzhou, China.
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Asashi Brewery
Zhōngguó píjiǔ
You rhine mate
Urine the right place.
Watch where you point that Percy
Where you find leaks
Made water in China.
青島啤酒廠; pinyin: Qīngdǎo . = Tsingtao Brewery Co. I have no idea of what the Chinese characters mean, but they don’t seem to imply beer.
Help!
Q. What do you think of Red China?
A. It makes it damn near impossible to find a suitable table centrepiece.
The relief manager is on duty.
Carpe cereviscium! = Sieze the Beer.
NB. I must check the origins of cereviscium, as the romans were not great driinkers of beer. (unlike the Egyptians)
It probably really means “Barley wine” or something similar
La cerveza!
Urine Big Trouble in Little China.. (1986 movie)
Craption is not made at here!
The glasses which make all senoritas look beautiful = Gafas cerveza.
I wonder what the fecal department looks like?
Whoever made the curtains is an excellent sewer!
A: Where to find aliens from the planet Uranus (Urine-us?),
This is in Hangzhou, not Pee King?
@Pete 0633.
Q. Why is the Starship Enterprise like toilet paper?
A. It goes round and round Uranus looking for Klingons.
Peace on you Sheikh Ze Dropsoff.
And peace on you too effendi.
A Lighthouse Keeper named Deacon,
Tried a young lady – who said she was Greek – on,
Their antics that night,
Caused universal delight,
Cause they were projected for miles by the beacon.
(Been thinking on and off all day how to do that last line. Then when I was doing the daily crossword, the word “beacon” came to me)
They keep getting weird phone calls asking to speak to Guy Hoo Peesalot, Anita Godu D. Baffroom, and Ivanna Tinkle.
All other waste, use rear entrance.
Frequently visited by the ministry of silly walks.
“Hangzhou Piss Department, how may I direct you?”
I think they wrote “Piss” on purpose because the clerks in this department are very likely to piss you off. Perhaps the English expression was slightly misused.
Peemale Toilet?
– Piss make me like this. Piss make me die!
– Rest In Piss, then.
Leak us on Fecebook
When you piss, how low Hangzhou?
So that’s where the doctors and nurses send the urine samples they take from their patients!
Rest in piss.
AKA Play Station.
Toxicology lab techs have a great sense of humor.
Dying for a leak?
Urine the right place.