Smork gets in your clothes…

No snanu snanu?

Smorking makes your stomach explode out of your cigarette.

But my cigarettes don’t have filters.

Are they OK?

It may have some othr substance in it.

The smoke is brown, not bluish.

Un fistula tabaci grabi.

Now all you Latin scholarsout there, do not pillory me for my plebian attempt at humour, in Latin.

Tabako o sui masen?

Did I stuff that up?

BTW the Latin was meant to be “a cigarette”

@Marum:

Hai, suimasen.
(Right, I don’t smoke.)

You did fine IF you wanted to ask either:
1. You don’t smoke cigarettes? (Uhhh… I mean smork.)
2. Won’t you smork a cigarette?

Although if I was going to offer someone a smoke, I’d say:
Tabako wo dozo
And leave it up to the offered party to accept or decline.

Or steam trains

Or thought bubbles in Japanese

@Pete above. Thanks mate. My wife and I were studying Japanese, intending to go to Expo 70 in Osaka. However,we then bought 15 acres on the near outskirts of Brissie, and built a house. So that was out of the question. Thus we abandoned our studies. Some parts of Japanese seem terribly complex, others, amazingly simple. The respect side of it, is MAJOR confusion, Though I shouldn’t be so amazed. German has similar rules too – but not as complex. Formal: Wollen Sie einBier haben? (Will you hsve a beer sir). Familiar. Willst du ein Bier haben? (After we have… Read more »

Basic rules of German grammer: Ich will; Du willst; Er will.

Wir wollen; Sie wollen; Sie wollen. Hehehe. 😀

Smork also gets in your eyes, according to The Pratters (no, not a Viennese band)

Warning: Smorking may put your butt cheeks out of alignment.

Don’t vipe, either.

Teacher: “What did you do onyour chool holidays Johnny?”

Johnny: ‘I shoved lighted cigarettes up frogs arses.’

Teacher: “Rectum, Johnny, rectum!”

Johnny: ‘Too right it rectum – blew theiir f—en guts out.’

Smorking is a Bad Harbit

My dad caught me smorking once, beat the schnit outta me.

Can I smoke?

Well, it’s Torkyo

“Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue,
Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn smork! smork! smork!”

I’d walk a mile for a Caramel!

– Put that smork off your face, Madam!

@DnT 1442. Most people would ride the Caramel to the nearest brothel.

At some point in history, we will have to add ‘to smork’ to English dictionaries.