China never did nothin’ for me!

Rub her feet first, then China screw you long time.

Made in China and China.

The Reverend Ao does not endorse this sentiment.

Other parts Made in Soft Latex

I guess the legs China too.

Chicken feet – China
A delicacy when deep fried.

They had to export the Screw-China thing because it’s considered treason if sold in China.

Yeah, screw China for making this.

I particularly like how they used a larger font for the screws than for the other contents.

@Droll not Troll | 10:40 pm
Made in Taiwan?

Rubber feet will give you a spring to your step.

…said Donald Trump during his campaign. So where’d THAT promise go?

My point was “never trust a politician. They ALL lie.”

Can’t dance with two rubber left feet.