Drink two if you want to reboot…

I’m now imagining workers carefully measuring cans with calipers in the factory, and only allowing the very best ones to be packaged for this vending machine.

Nobody makes selections as well as we do !

Makes sense…if there weren’t any others, it would be hard to be outstanding.

We did it because we canned.

Tetsuo had had a successful career as a beverage selector for vending machines and was stunned when he was canned for pasting a silly sign on the front of the machine.

Best in tin?

But does it give you wings.

It does give you wings, because it eventually kills you.

I can can can, if you can can can too.

The Horryfukyuken Festival, is when the girls get to see how many cans they can hang off their boyfriend’s nuts, before he can no longer get an erection.

I drink canned beverages any time my browser has updated.

We already did our part. You want one? Bring it inside yourself.

Regurgitate. Reimbibe. Refresh. Repeat! ™

All beverages have been caned they’re so baaaaad.

Refresh! Canned Beverage commands it!

Well, we did what we could. Rest is up to you.

Plop, plop… fuzz fuzz — oh, what a corned beef it is!

Nah, that’s not right, Phil. How about:

Pop, pop… fizz fizz — oh, what a debrief it is!

Closer, but….

Canned beverage makes you pull tab, not press tab.