Natural Beauty Salon?

There’s no truth in advertising nowadays

We only use 100% synthetic natural products.

Another great service at the suck ho building

Try some of our ironic shampoo!

Mitsubishi are making a new range of fighter planes, but they’re natural and beautiful.

No Natural
No Beauty
No Problem

Natural has not been tested on animals.

So the choices are to stay ugly or be beautiful briefly and with cancer

Nothing is better than natural products, so they use nothing.

(Natural Beauty) x 0 = Paris Hilton

Naturally We Speak English

– ZERO Naturally –

Right next to the brothel of celibacy.

When you enter the salon, you will find only men with big beard there.

Manager in charge: Cher

NOTE: In case our unhappy customer contains any natural beauty, we successfully remove it and add pesticides, silicone etc.

Was (Not Was) “Boom, boom, shakalaka boom”

You’ll leave the same way you came in….naturally.

“We have a wide variety of products containing zero to 100% “Natural” ingredients.”

Sorry, that’s a translation error. It should state…

“We have a wide variety of products containing zero OR 100% “Natural” ingredients.”

Specializing in clients who somehow rolled a natural zero for charisma. (Or maybe comeliness since Oriental Adventures rules may apply here.)

@A Non-Y Mouse: Oops, I rolled up my character using “programmer’s dice”

Uhh! I thought it was Kim Kardashian’s joint.

If one has “natural beauty”, what would one want with this dump?

Glamor photos of your natural beauty! (18+)

Magnetic charm made with natural irony!

No one will know you are wearing cosmetics.

Also called ‘SALØN’

NOTE: We don’t speak English but we like to use fancy words

Just the wat I like ’em, fake jugs and all.

It’s definitely naught natural.

Also Zero Beauty

@Marum: I didn’t know she smoked pot.

The salon for schizophrenics.