A wonderful shirt

Producing new life is always preasant indeed!

The project management theory of human origins.

Wow all that in a t-shirt

A t-shirt for the artificially intelligent

A plegnant woman can produce it even better

Life is what happens when you’re making preasant.

Make it in skimpy white, bung it on Katy Perry, hose it down and Look At!

– Mommy, I look at T-shirt!

I’m S D Vance and I approve this technology.

It’s life, Jim, but not as we usually look at.

This T-shirt is produced and invented by the illiterate peasants.

INSTRUCTIONS:

– Do not breach
– Do not abort dry
– Watch separately at

Look at me! LOOK AT ME!

WARNING: Don’t touch at. Just look at!

Poor Humanity will have to wait before being enjoyed by Project Team “WONDERFUL”.

I just want attention.

Look at don’t! You’ll go blind!

“But this was perfectly natural and nothing to be ashamed of, because no one was really poor – at least no one worth speaking of.”
— Douglas Adams

Rich humanity: 73% cacao solids and full fat.

It’s amazing how the word “LOOK AT!” is the first thing you’re going to look at on the shirt.

Preasant to look at, but I would not wear at

@Vulcan. Speak for yourself mate.

I need this shirt.

Our matching bra says ‘DO AT!’

Prease enjoy

My parents enjoyed a pleasant invention that brought new life known as “fertility drugs”, and all I got was this T-Shirt. And seven twin sisters.

-daddy, where do babies come from?
-well son, there’s a crappy t-shirt manufactered in china with bad english, let me explain…

Dear esteemed TShirt manufacturer,
every time I wear your TShirt, It ends up torn within minutes. I also have trouble waking for the next couple of days..

You will hear from my lawyers directly.

Yours respectfully,

Fai Ling.

I meant walking. Waking is not a problem. In fact. Did I mention? I’m not getting any sleep either.

SEE THE !

This would make an excellent birthday preasant.

I want to work on a project team to develop rich humanity.

“Oh, the rich humanity!” The actual reporter’s words when the Hindenburg burned.

and if you read closely, you’ll find out it’s “imported fom China.”

Made by preasants in our technologically advanced sweatshops.