Natural Beauty Salon?

Natural Beauty Salon?

posted on 14 May 2014 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Michael Truscott.  
Found in Tokyo.

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algernon
algernon
10 years ago

There’s no truth in advertising nowadays

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

We only use 100% synthetic natural products.

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Another great service at the suck ho building

pasdrole
pasdrole
10 years ago

Try some of our ironic shampoo!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Mitsubishi are making a new range of fighter planes, but they’re natural and beautiful.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

No Natural
No Beauty
No Problem

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Natural has not been tested on animals.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

So the choices are to stay ugly or be beautiful briefly and with cancer

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Nothing is better than natural products, so they use nothing.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

(Natural Beauty) x 0 = Paris Hilton

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Naturally We Speak English

– ZERO Naturally –

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Right next to the brothel of celibacy.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

When you enter the salon, you will find only men with big beard there.

Conventi
Conventi
10 years ago

Manager in charge: Cher

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

NOTE: In case our unhappy customer contains any natural beauty, we successfully remove it and add pesticides, silicone etc.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Was (Not Was) “Boom, boom, shakalaka boom”

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

You’ll leave the same way you came in….naturally.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

“We have a wide variety of products containing zero to 100% “Natural” ingredients.”

Sorry, that’s a translation error. It should state…

“We have a wide variety of products containing zero OR 100% “Natural” ingredients.”

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Specializing in clients who somehow rolled a natural zero for charisma. (Or maybe comeliness since Oriental Adventures rules may apply here.)

Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

@A Non-Y Mouse: Oops, I rolled up my character using “programmer’s dice”

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Uhh! I thought it was Kim Kardashian’s joint.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

If one has “natural beauty”, what would one want with this dump?

tadchem
tadchem
10 years ago

Glamor photos of your natural beauty! (18+)

Magnetic charm made with natural irony!

No one will know you are wearing cosmetics.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Also called ‘SALØN’

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

NOTE: We don’t speak English but we like to use fancy words

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

Just the wat I like ’em, fake jugs and all.

Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

It’s definitely naught natural.

szk
szk
10 years ago

Also Zero Beauty

EffEff
EffEff
10 years ago

@Marum: I didn’t know she smoked pot.

Joanne Gray
Joanne Gray
9 years ago

The salon for schizophrenics.

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