Satisfation guaranteed

Methane (CH4) powered jeans …. only in South America.

Methane trousers to go with the Champ POOP bag.

I insist that all my trousers have been certificated from your satisfation

You can’t go wrong wiith Quality assurance like that.

Certificated!

Our high tecnology enables us to recycle farts into pants. Just remember to keep your Jho-Max jeans away from ignition sources.

Me satisfaction is the very best kind.

I’m Jho and I certificated this message.

Superman’s costume is also made from 100% Algodon. His 2nd cousin Jho-Max runs this company.

Made with Unstable Molecules

I’m in a Joh-Max kind of mode…

I can’t get no-o
Satisfation!
Cause I tried, but . . .

Algodon. I remember it well. Just three parsecs beyond Alderaan.

Algodon and CH4. A silent but deadly combination.

Cwerified CH4 proof.

CH4? Fantastic!
The world has been waiting for a good pair of fuel cell powered pants.

Special dirt and chemical resistant fibre, made from a long chain polymer, derived from the decomposition of methane and formaldehyde, under extreme pressure. HYPOALLERGENIC.

CAUTION: ***CLOTHES MAY EXPLODE IF YOU SPILL BAKED BEANS ON THEM***

Amazing what comes of someone dropping the L from “power plants.”

Let me do that again:

The ultimate in recycling. Special dirt and chemical resistant fibre, made from a mixture of Urea and Methane combined at high temperature and pressure.

HYPOALLERGENIC

CAUTION: **** Fabric may suffer explosive decomposition on contact with a compound of: Navy Beans ,Tomato Sauce, NaCl, and pepper***

Only CH4 comes between me and my Calvins.

Satisfartin’ guaranteed.

It feels so good to know that Japanese ho’s worry about my satisfaction…

Jlo-Max and Jro-Bottom had already been taken.

Look, J-Lo is designing jeans now!

Jeans specifically for the bloated Japanese Ho in your life. Made with high tecnology, but low tech spell checking.

So my satisfaction is high-tech now? Did you put a microchip back there or something??