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Is this an imperative?
If you want the stress flavored water its colored red
Calm down orange soda.
Chill out lemon cola.
Take it easy Kotobuki highball.
I’m very stressed, so this won’t do. Got any unwinding malt beer?
*In a company meeting*
We got it all wrong by marketing “Panic still water” and “Distress carbonated water”. “Relax flavored water” IS the future.
Too boring… Bring me back my Lighten Up Ginger Ale!
Try our new Jittery Flavored Coffee!
What is it…vodka?
Mui… the water too laid back to run downhill.
Tastes like relax. Smells like…. Victory!
Is this what the students have been drinking before their classes?
A delightful mixture of Vodka and Valium. Try new Muy Relaxed PLUS with mild nitrous oxide carbonation !!!
Special for College Professors !! Just in time for the new semester, you can get our Roofie Relax Flavored Water at half price !!!.
Relax… don’t do it.
No wonder its name is a cat sound: Who’s better at relaxing?
Caution: Mixing relax water with energy drinks may result in fire and/or explosion.
Who knew relax could taste so refreshing?
Only buying if there’s a toilet nearby . . .
Just the thing for washing down your Hash-cookies.
The Maoris tried in NZ. They had to do a remake of the movie and call it Once Were Worriers.
(Orig. title: Once were Warriors)
miu, the new coke product
I drank this while wearing a Mood Ring…
now I have Synesthesia.
Be careful. If that stuff is citrate of magnesia–a VERY relax flavor–you’d better be near room of rest. You could be rest & relax for long time.
KBurchfiel gets it.
zombies banging on your door? no escape?
drink miu! our new relax flavor will give you a calming sensation.
your zombie bait in the making!
Just don’t try the relax flavoured brownies.
Wait till you taste their Agitate Flavored Water. Intense!
Calm down, strong coffee!
Its extremely clumsy but “relax flavored water” is more or less the same kind of idea that Madison ave gets paid the big bucks to come up with.