Hotel on Queen’s avenue

Is the Queen’s avenue a synonym for the reel rear facility?

“Hello, it’s Elizabeth Winsdor, Queen of England. I was wondering whether you had anything suitable for an overnight stay, preferably with top grade acoustic system…”

Hey, Queen! Reel your rear over here and leave a sour impression.

customer on phone to front desk: “No, the acoustic system is great, but doesn’t your radio play anything but Queen? I can only take so much Bohemian Rhapsody.”

It comes to the four-star hotel and equips itself with luxury. It rubs the complimentary bath soap on its skin.

It equips luxury person reel rear facility or it gets the hose again . . . in the reel rear facility.

We have a facility to reel your rear back to the hotel when you’re too drunk to walk.

We are not amused

Oh, you have to watch those space queens when they want the luxury of a four-star rear facility. Hope the acoustics are sound-proofing…

The back door leaves a sour taste

… and if they don’t like it, let them eat cake.

If Qweens Avenue has a reel rear facility;

Does Dykes Avenue offer you a reel front facility?

Typo: Queen should actually be Queer and they like the reel rear facility!

Preposterous. Reel luxuryists never deign to place their rear facilities in anything less than a five star hotel.

Yuck! Sour rears are gross!

Hmmmm… yeah… I’d love to feel the Queen’s rear “facilities”… *drool*

Only 4 stars? That would make any queen sour.

My rear facility has awesome acoustics, or so the Queen has told me………….

do they serve fried crap w royal sauce?

Dude! I have been to Queen’s Hotel. It is a norebang in Uijongbu South Korea. It is in downtown right by Burger King near my favorite restaurants Italian Plate and Boobi Boobi.

I can’t afford this hotel, I’m just a poor boy..But I need no sympathy.

It rubs the lotion on it’s skin

The Queen certainly doesn’t like to be confused!

Can I f— her – like the Empress?

Or else it gets the hose again.

If someone tried to 1st person reel my rear facility I’d have a sour impression, too.