They never get it right…

They never get it right…

posted on 19 Jan 2023 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Michael Aguirre.

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ALGERNON
ALGERNON
19 days ago

It’s the style.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
19 days ago

Hair cut?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
19 days ago

Something like this could really mess with your head!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
19 days ago

Sweeper wanted.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
19 days ago

They’ll just f*ck your sh!t up.

Marum
Marum
19 days ago

Mess or Messus ma’am?

Last edited 19 days ago by Marum
Sharon
Sharon
19 days ago

For those bad hair days.

Elixir
Elixir
19 days ago

Designs by Madam Swirlee.

Elixir
Elixir
19 days ago

Looks like you just staggered out of a hair saloon! ™

Elixir
Elixir
19 days ago

“Hair of the dog” gets a whole new meaning! ™

Elixir
Elixir
19 days ago

Try our new Hair Shirt Special from Monsieur Austere! ™

Elixir
Elixir
19 days ago

They’re opening a smaller branch downtown — a cut-rate joint called Mess for Less.

Marum
Marum
19 days ago

How much to get a Herr cut?

Elixir
Elixir
19 days ago

A blindfold-optional establishment from the people who brought you Pumice Face Cream House and Explosive Cake Club.

Marum
Marum
19 days ago

“How much to get a crew-cut?”

‘Depends on how many i your crew.’

Elixir
Elixir
19 days ago

Daily Haiku:

Dawn brings fresh vision,
her actions never foreseen —
with mirror, I see.

Elixir
Elixir
19 days ago

Across from the fine-dining parlor, M’lady’s Mess Hall.

Last edited 19 days ago by Elixir
Elixir
Elixir
19 days ago

Our patented clippers get to the root of your problems! ™

Elixir
Elixir
19 days ago

The cheaper subsidiary of the Halloween-themed “Friday the 13th’s Follicle Frenzy.”

Elixir
Elixir
19 days ago

A Leisure Service of Hell Toupee, Inc.™

Elixir
Elixir
19 days ago

You’ll wig out on our specials! ™

coffeebot
coffeebot
19 days ago

It’s the new style! Homeless look

Marum
Marum
19 days ago

They market the Asian version of Bally’s Tlicophelous

Elixir
Elixir
19 days ago

Grand Re-Opening! (Formerly “Bed Head by Drop Dead Fred”.)

Elixir
Elixir
19 days ago

Come meet our lead stylist, Eddie Scissorhands!

Elixir
Elixir
19 days ago

Your choice of cuts — scissor, clipper, razor, or chainsaw!

Elixir
Elixir
19 days ago

Looks great in about three months — we guarantee it! ™

Elixir
Elixir
19 days ago

Ask about the no-cover-charge and free drop cloth included in our Chalk Outline Club!

Elixir
Elixir
19 days ago

Mysteries Every Screamin’ Saturday! ™

Elixir
Elixir
19 days ago

Wet cleanup on chair 3!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
19 days ago

Anybody want to buy a used haircut?

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