Tastes Franch!

Tastes like rabbit.

Looks like a 7 on the Bristol Stool scale

Well, this translation is certainly a half-grassed effort.

A sauce is a source, of course, of coarse, 
And no one can talk to a hoarse of Coors.

The pacifist says the grass is half empty, but the optometrist says the grass is half full.

Demigrass,
creators of the “shot-in-the-face emoji.”

Made by a famous franch sourcier

I get it! Demi-Glace sauce. Made a by a Dolmio.

Funny bunny ommmm.
Skippy kangaroo ommm.
Flipper dolphin ommmm.

Karma is a bitch!

“Hey Rocky — watch me pull a source out of my rabbit!”

Sorcerer Bunny says: We love skating on thin demi-glace!

Wise person knows: When you have a bowl of funny-bunny product, consider the source.

♪♫ Om, Om on the source…. where the bunny ain’t funny all day….♬♫ 

Daily Haiku:

My bowl — plum colored
sunrise. Is it B-B-Q
myst’ry meat surprise?

Om mani padre humm

Helps one to stay calm while waiting for service.

Try it next time a politician is raving on interminably.

Om mani padme humm.
Why don’t you —- yourself,
Om mani padme humm,

If all goes to plan, on the thousanth iteration of this mantra, a horde of Djinns will set upon him and rend him asunder.

Ain’t no bunny I ever ate! My God, what IS that mess?? It looks like a roasted toad!