They never get it right…

It’s the style.

Hair cut?

Something like this could really mess with your head!

Sweeper wanted.

They’ll just f*ck your sh!t up.

Mess or Messus ma’am?

For those bad hair days.

Designs by Madam Swirlee.

Looks like you just staggered out of a hair saloon! ™

“Hair of the dog” gets a whole new meaning! ™

Try our new Hair Shirt Special from Monsieur Austere! ™

They’re opening a smaller branch downtown — a cut-rate joint called Mess for Less.

How much to get a Herr cut?

A blindfold-optional establishment from the people who brought you Pumice Face Cream House and Explosive Cake Club.

“How much to get a crew-cut?”

‘Depends on how many i your crew.’

Daily Haiku:

Dawn brings fresh vision,
her actions never foreseen —
with mirror, I see.

Across from the fine-dining parlor, M’lady’s Mess Hall.

Our patented clippers get to the root of your problems! ™

The cheaper subsidiary of the Halloween-themed “Friday the 13th’s Follicle Frenzy.”

A Leisure Service of Hell Toupee, Inc.™

You’ll wig out on our specials! ™

It’s the new style! Homeless look

They market the Asian version of Bally’s Tlicophelous

Grand Re-Opening! (Formerly “Bed Head by Drop Dead Fred”.)

Come meet our lead stylist, Eddie Scissorhands!

Your choice of cuts — scissor, clipper, razor, or chainsaw!

Looks great in about three months — we guarantee it! ™

Ask about the no-cover-charge and free drop cloth included in our Chalk Outline Club!

Mysteries Every Screamin’ Saturday! ™

Wet cleanup on chair 3!

Anybody want to buy a used haircut?