Happy Halloween!

posted on 31 Oct 2016 in Signs

only-for-costumers

I’m dressed as Man Needing to Pee.

Photo courtesy of Tony Polcaster.

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Rat home with Xinfengtai!

posted on 30 Oct 2016 in Chinglish

high-level-repairing-tools

If only the tools were as good as this translation.

Photo courtesy of Simon Scorer.
Puncture repair kit from China.

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You know what, just go ahead…

posted on 29 Oct 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries

violators-will-be-fine

Photo courtesy of Charlie Dean.
Found in Chiang Mai, Thailand.

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Farewell the five bucks…

posted on 28 Oct 2016 in Chinglish, Instructions

power-bank-series

Missing call aroused by no power–sounds like a personal problem.

Photo courtesy of Jim Tomlinson.
Portable phone charger instructions.

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Gonna have to cut this call short…

posted on 27 Oct 2016 in Chinglish

we-sever-you

This international call is costing an arm and a leg.

Photo courtesy of Ian Brown.
From hotel phone in Xining, China.
(Note to regulars: Sorry for no post yesterday – had server problems…)

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Noble Collections

posted on 25 Oct 2016 in Chinglish, Toys

noble-collections

Photo courtesy of Taylor Abrahamse.
Doll imported from China.

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I come in pace…

posted on 24 Oct 2016 in Chinglish, Toys

lightyear

Photo courtesy of Taylor Abrahamse.
Bootleg toy made in China.

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If it starts going south, just end with Bong.

posted on 23 Oct 2016 in Clothing

representcrewstylebong

The crew really started to gel…then bong.

Photo courtesy of Orsen Fellows.
Jacket spotted in Japan.

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How ’bout a samooch?

posted on 22 Oct 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries

make-love-and-smaile

Samells delicious!

Photo courtesy of Donn Colby.
Donut shop found in Incheon Airport, Korea.

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This one’s chock full of xyymyyp!

posted on 21 Oct 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

the-quality-of-child

Photo courtesy of Anand.
Found at Chinese restaurant in Mongolia.

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