Vegetable peeler instructions

posted on 30 Jun 2016 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish, Instructions

vegetable-peeler

Photo courtesy of Stuart Patterson.
From back of a vegetable peeler package. 

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Eat the memories–drink to forget.

posted on 29 Jun 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

eat-the-memories

Can I get that with new mustard?

Photo courtesy of Vanessa Miyuki.
Found in Korea.

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We collect all Hello I’m Kitty.

posted on 28 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Clothing

kitty-healthcare-companion

Your nurse, Sailor Moon, will assist you.

Photo courtesy of Vanessa Miyuki.

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Robot layoffs!

posted on 27 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Drinks, Vending Machines

machine-out-of-work

Will vend for food…

Photo courtesy of Michael Smith.
Found in Shanghai, China.

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Children, stop longing.

posted on 26 Jun 2016 in Clothing

champ

Photo courtesy of Julie Ragland.

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Honesty in public works

posted on 25 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

for-the-inconvenience

Photo courtesy of Michael Smith.
Found in Shanghai, China.

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I’d think twice about that crisp skin soup.

posted on 24 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

wild-germ-hates

Wild germ doesn’t like your tie, either.

Photo courtesy of J. Weeks.
Restaurant menu from Hong Kong.

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Don’t hold your breath…

posted on 23 Jun 2016 in Signs

coffee-someday

Better get your order in early…

Photo courtesy of Brian Rubrecht.
Found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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I’m surprising mom…

posted on 22 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

rent-a-nice-family

Grandma is getting suspicious about our family portrait.

Photo courtesy of Giacomo Ramagnoli.
Real estate agent sign in Beijing, China.

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Did we mention science and technology?

posted on 21 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Instructions

Flashlight-box

Photo courtesy of Kevin Ensor.
Instructions from the box of a squeeze flashlight.

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