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Shrimp never liked that cabbage…
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Menu found in China.
(119 votes, average: 4.24 out of 5)
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When I get a carbon from over-baking in my tooth, I yell, “piece of f!”
Is the soup doll the very beautiful crony
“Waiter, I’ll have the soup doll on the.”
“On the what?”
“I don’t know, but I am hoping it will be on something good.”
I’ll have the e thanks it a spicy soup doll
Remove mix black fungus so that the restaurant can get a higher rating from the health department.
The spicy e. coli sounds delicious!
– And a piece of f***, please.
– What’soup, doll?
– Oh, nothing on the!
– Can I have a very beautiful doll on the private with a big shrimp and some sweet white e. mix? And remove that black fungus, please.
Whose private is braised in soy sauce? The last customer who complained?
Spicy e, then a piece of f… hey, can’t I get all of my alphabet soup in a bowl at the one time?
I’d like a piece of f with some spicy e.
I actually could use a very beautiful crony.
OH! And a couple of sweet white clams.
Dear, my cronies are FABULOUS!
Big shrimp burn cabbage? HULK SMASH!!
The very beautiful crony is a cold dish … I think I met her once.
Try making soup with action figures, BAM!
Stop playing with those clams Johnny.
Just eat them, and be done with it.
Actually, if I m right 8 Yuan = $A10.00 approx.
A pair of clams, should keep you entertained for 3 – 4 hours. A very cheap, and delicious night’s entertainment.
BlackFungusMatter!
Dnt 4:20 Saving Private Ryan proved to be s failure.
Soup doll is too thin. I wanted chunky.
Finally a restaurant that serves native claw. I was getting fed up with all that foreign claw.
@Marum | 4:33 am |
OH! And a couple of sweet white clams.
You forgot to specify “…bearded, please.”
Them Yimeng natives sure are spicy.
But make sure they don’t sink their claws into ya!
What about my beautiful nepoti?
Correction: Posting @ 0506 38yuan = $A10.00.
“Soup doll”? In my country the free toy normally comes with the meal, not *in* the meal.
Private Braise was never the same after he made the Drill Sergeant mad once.
Mixed black fungus removal for only ¥18? That’s a great deal! Or a total ripoff? What’s the current conversion rate?
The smart persons choice is always the Soup doll on the ¥26
coz you get the Soup doll and the money too.
Sigh. Another example of filthy crony capitalism. Beautiful, but filthy nonetheless.
I didn’t know sea cucumbers had tendons. They could have mussels, though.
@DnT 0321.
It is tendoned rather than toughoned.
Can I have my Sea Cucumber in a Sweet White Clam?
Waiter, place that soup on the, please !
Crony capitalism!
I don’t think that crony is particularly beautiful. It’s a matter of opinion.