I’m feeling optimal, and you?

you come where. Its an optimal feeling

extingwished expres acknowledgement

If you have dismal feelings here, please write to engrish.com

The general manager will keep an I-on you.

Spirit enjoyment? I thought that’s only available at Ouija Mountain Villa!

The general manager exting-wished that there would be guests.

I’m glad they satisfy my reqnests in an all-round way. A triangle shaped nest is uncomfortable.

I have had too much spirit enjoyment to feel optimal. In fact, I’m rather feeling extingwished.

Spirit enjoyment is to be found in the mini-bar.

@SF-You don’t find spirit enjoyment in a mini-bat, you get it in the full-sized bar!

My come is pleased to be at your Villa but you really need to wash the sheets now.

If guests need to extinguished, something tells me they won’t have optimal feelings about having been set on fire in the first place.

I wonder what message the GM has for guests who are still alive.

extingwished: on fire but hoping for water.

“She’ll be coming round Luojia Mountain when she comes….”

Luojia Mountain Villa has many staffs, which are useful for hiking.

PS: In case you have non-optimal feelings, use our fire extingwisher

So the rooms are haunted then.

So, no smoking then?

Deer General, Manager’s Remarks:

I, according to your notice, can not translate this satisfactorily.
But I will tell my friends the caption!

Extingwished guests

Our staffs have service aim to satisfy.

In case of fire, guests will find fire distingwishers are all-round.

“Dear extingwished guests”

A bit of a flowery start for a eulogy, don’t you think?

If the guests need to be extingwished, maybe our warm welcomes are a little bit TOO warm.

All-round? Does that mean if I ask for an extra chair my only option is a been bag?

The guests were “extinguished”?

Yes indeed. They were extremely put out.

The management frowns upon fire-extingwisher fights in the stair wells.

Esteemed Manager,
Sir. I am your guests from Room 409, and I am extremely extingwished

The reason is that the starlings have established their reqnests in the lintel above the door to my patio, as a result of this construction frenzy by these infernal birds, my room is now crawling with lice.

Could you please evict these unwanted guests/pests immediately, or at least provide complimentary Calamine lotion.

My lice chewed remains, your humble guest, Room 409.

@Kioku 0643

No extingwished gust. W send a posse of the esteemed Red Guards to your room. They will beat you arse, until you no longer ar capable of sitting down.

The management humbly hopes, that this will generally fulfil your desire.

Nos morituri te ejaculatamus.

But can you please turn off the spy cam?

The Luojia mountain villa staff gave sincere thanks to my come and now I have spirit enjoyment.

I extingwish I could go to a different hotel.

as long as you have a fire extngwisher, I’m good.