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It’s whats for breakfast
Photo courtesy of Christine LaFroscia.
Found in Hangzhou, China.
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When Taco Bell does breakfast… and the after-effects.
Makes you feel like crap
It can also make you feel like crapping
Would that be solid or in a liquid form
So that’s the sphincter that keeps it in place
One loves a bit of potty talk first thing in the day
Hung over a toilet
What’s for lunch, ass meat?
It’s a regular part of the menu.
Breakfast shouldn’t be complicated. We make it alimentary.
Waiter! I didn’t order sausage with my breakfast.
I guess a breakfast suppository is one way to eat with your butt.
That bowel is not big enough.
So, black pudding?
“Maybe in another 20 minutes or so, I haven’t had my coffee yet.”
I Can’t stomach that!
I’m not really into hole foods.
Around here we call it menudo.
I hope you have the guts to try it…
Watch out for the incontinental breakfast.
Oooooooooooo!
I have the recipe for that:
1c raisin bran
1c prune juice
2tbs flax seed
½c oatmeal
1tbs molasses
Mix together in bowl and microwave on high for 2 minutes or until nice and mushy.
good news! it’s a suppository!
-prof farnsworth
Soylent Brown.
Nothing better than a big bowl of bowel for breakfast.
Boweling for dollars.
Good thing I emptied mine before I came down here.
That was the worst haggis…
If you ring that gong more than once, you will be wearing your cornflakes where you never expected.
If she’s beautiful and for breakfast …
Wait a minute, the translation is correct. The Chinese really reads “breakfast intestine”. I don’t even want to know further details.
Freshly emptied from the chef
I use a different bowel for each meal because I don’t like my food getting mixed together.