You could blow if you suck!

posted on 31 Aug 2014 in Instructions

Sucking hazards: bane of thick lips.

Photo courtesy of Dale Minter.
Found on an NEC dust filter from Japan. 

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Please approach grass with eyes lowered

posted on 30 Aug 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of CF.
Sign found in Xinjiang, China. 

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Yes, me’em, these are the lest ones.

Hurry, they’re going fest.

Photo courtesy of William G.
Found in Malaysia.  

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We use only the freshest subject matter..

posted on 28 Aug 2014 in Signs

BTW, I might take all your food…

Photos courtesy of Kennedy Speirs.
Found outside a restaurant in Osaka, Japan. 

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Because aloohol and meat don’t mix.

posted on 27 Aug 2014 in Chinglish

The meat attracts vehicles.

Photo courtesy of Chris Rutter.
Found at Po Lin Monastery, Hong Kong. 

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This place is a dive…

posted on 26 Aug 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Oh, and by the way here’s some booze.

Photo courtesy of “Crockeraf”
Found at Hoi Tak Hotel in Urumqi , China.

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Wow, those Michelins look good on you!

posted on 25 Aug 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Did you lose some air?

Photo courtesy of Glencora Pridham.
Taken in Delhi, India.  

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Lactic Acid Bar

posted on 24 Aug 2014 in Chinglish, Snacks

Photo courtesy of Kelly Hansen.
Found at Japanese market in Seattle (made in Taiwan).  

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I thought it was only a domestic hotel…

posted on 23 Aug 2014 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Christopher Cochran.
A hotel in Chengdu, China.

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(Really does work with hot drinks)

posted on 22 Aug 2014 in Containers

Photo courtesy of Davide Saccon.
Straws found in China.

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