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Yes, me’em, these are the lest ones.
Hurry, they’re going fest.
Photo courtesy of William G.
Found in Malaysia.
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For beggers
E’ll heve the pink beg thunks
– I bag your pardon?
Angrish!
Obviously the writer did not get an A in English class.
@algernon: rather, for baggers.
I’ll have the Relph Leuran one!
The Queen’s English
Brether, cen ye spere a deme?
Frunds, Rudemen, Cuntmen, lend me your hend begs
The Importence of Being Eenest.
Curse you, typos! *Eernest
Yes… Yes, I actually made a typo on something I was deliberately misspelling. >.<
Brother, can you give a guy a hend?
Heppy Appaseti Dey!
“Lenguage is that we may mis-unda-stend each udda.” –Krazy Kat
Wassa problemo. They’re for a hens?
@Algernon. You’re from the South Island then? (NZ)
NZ engrish.
bid = sumewhur yuh have six und slip.
six = somethun yuh do in bid und thun slip.
sex = thuh numbuh aftuh five. (alt mng) The maximum nubuh of times. any humun cun do six in bid.
Trucktuh. Machine fuh plowun the field to grow grass for shipp.
Shipp = Ovine quadruped (alt mng) delightful in bid
@Bamber.
Prince Charles = Namawan pikininni bilong Missus Kwin.
I forgot.
sex shipp = Nirvana!
Pleese, I bag of you, buy these begs!
@Marum
That’s funny.
People in NZ are really hard to understand (atleast to use Americans)
*us Americans
WHET . . . I beg your perdon?
Rooster’d rather die than beg!
I don’t need a beg. Got eny welllats?
Are they good quality? Feckin’ E!
No Merum, I’m from a long wey Seth ef Bresbene
I pay cesh for hend begs!
Buddy can you spare a dame?
Händ Bägs
jast grib one…