Our non-hot girls will give you lukewarm satisfaction.
DrLex
9 years ago
The cup dispenser reads: “LOSER”.
DrLex
9 years ago
Welcome to McLowSelfesteem’s.
algernon
9 years ago
So its cold
algernon
9 years ago
For sticking in things
Frank Burns
9 years ago
A favorite of cocboy’s.
Marum
9 years ago
I’ll bite. Where do you insert it?
Marum
9 years ago
Actually a Japanese guy I knew did very strange things with Cherry Ripe bars, and girls.
Ben
9 years ago
This dispenser produces one every minute.
Marum
9 years ago
@Dr Lex. Imagine the sign Mc F–kaulds, with the Golden Arches drawn as a pair of open legs. The chick is leaning out the window, fag in mouth, to a car with three blokes in it.
She is saying; One French, one Round the World, one doggy Style. Do you want fellatio with that?
timmy
9 years ago
Insert your Democratic ballot for president here.
Gooma
9 years ago
The Hell it works with hot drinks. The last time I tried to drink Hot Soup through a straw, I damn near burnt my tonsils off.
Stopchicks
9 years ago
When you think about it, “sucker” actually makes a lot more sense than calling it “straw.”
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago
CAUTION: May suck balls
Sparky
9 years ago
Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago
Ice-Pee?
Marum
9 years ago
@Ben. There’s one born every minute. (Phineas T Barnum – on suckers)
Hazina
9 years ago
Actually, it gets harder in my mouth.
Simone Bolivar
9 years ago
Actually, I find it gets much harder in my mouth.
(for a little while)
Coffeebot
9 years ago
This all day sucker lost its flavor.
Aliante
9 years ago
I sucked as hard as I could, but I could not get enough fluid to quench my thirst.
Our non-hot girls will give you lukewarm satisfaction.
The cup dispenser reads: “LOSER”.
Welcome to McLowSelfesteem’s.
So its cold
For sticking in things
A favorite of cocboy’s.
I’ll bite. Where do you insert it?
Actually a Japanese guy I knew did very strange things with Cherry Ripe bars, and girls.
This dispenser produces one every minute.
@Dr Lex. Imagine the sign Mc F–kaulds, with the Golden Arches drawn as a pair of open legs. The chick is leaning out the window, fag in mouth, to a car with three blokes in it.
She is saying; One French, one Round the World, one doggy Style. Do you want fellatio with that?
Insert your Democratic ballot for president here.
The Hell it works with hot drinks. The last time I tried to drink Hot Soup through a straw, I damn near burnt my tonsils off.
When you think about it, “sucker” actually makes a lot more sense than calling it “straw.”
CAUTION: May suck balls
Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.
Ice-Pee?
@Ben. There’s one born every minute. (Phineas T Barnum – on suckers)
Actually, it gets harder in my mouth.
Actually, I find it gets much harder in my mouth.
(for a little while)
This all day sucker lost its flavor.
I sucked as hard as I could, but I could not get enough fluid to quench my thirst.
Not to be used as a “snorter”.
It’s a trap!
When used with hotdrink it blows.
For hotdrink, use futbal.
“Take one. I dare you.”
SUCKS big time with hot drink
Suckers may only sustain the ice, never break it.
They really rub it in when you accidentally order an iced coffee.
These straws pity the fool.
Hey! I’m not a Sucker, Sucker!