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That thing could be anywhere…
Photo courtesy of J.Z.
Found in China.
(105 votes, average: 4.69 out of 5)
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Clearly not hot air then
What here
People generally prefer not to pay attention when a pedestrian is passing air.
I’m worried about the bottom air
Passing pedestrian is kindly asked to make a place for the thing to carefully fall down the stay.
This weeks score:
Pedestrians: 5
Things: 8
Tarry ye not, lest the wrath of God descend upon thee!
Look up to watch crash
♪ ♫ Forbid the staying pedestrian
Because there’s some thing in the air ♪ ♫
Move along, pedestrian.
I’m not worried. I was vaccinated against strictlys when I was a kid.
The upper air was heavy with Engrish that day, with pieces of broken grammar raining down on the pedestrians strictlys forbidden to stay.
If a thing falls in the upper air and no pedestrian is passing, does it read the sign?
Beware of Flying Thing
I understand the air is quite easy to see in China these days.
CAUTION: To avoid confusion, don’t fall the thing. Just look at.
Strictly speaking, I don’t want to stay.
A pubric service announcement from Chicken Rittle.
THE SKY IS FALLING!
THE SKY IS FALLING!
Boy who sleep on temple steps, wake up with heavy Wayne on top.
Confucious say: When the maiden saveth not the oil, it is then that the Emperor trims the wick.
ASK NOT FOR WHOM THE THING FALLS HORATIO!
“But Mommy, I don’t want to fall the thing!”
“Shut up, kid, and keep looking at the sky.”
So if I ignore the upper air I won’t fall the thing? Problem solved!
Watch Your Step: Pedestrians Using the Force.
Today weather forecast: Things from the upper air will fall as usual
The Thing from Upper Air rampages, forbidding pedestrians
I wonder why ‘The Thing’ and ‘It’ are so popular in Asia
We pay too much attention to the upper air thing, when it’s actually the lower air thing we should be concerned with.
♪ ♫ There’s something in the air.. ♪ ♫
“i can feel it, coming in the air tonight….hold on….”
“Mack wants the flamethrower!”
“Mack wants the WHAT?!”
Beware of to mourn the thing that fall the upper air.
Taking orders from a random passing pedestrian now are we?
Forbid to stay and attention the air, the thing is dangerous.