You have taken Interceptors parking space.

You can’t catch this car. It is not contagious.

I’m not mad, Max.

Something for the undertaker

Sure; I challenge you to clean out all of the crap that’s cluttering up your window!

I am the Interruptor and I am here to interrupt your tuning.

Challenge intercepted!

The ancient Chinese art, Tu Ning.

I believe a speeding bullet will do the trick.

I’ve seen Tokyo traffic. I’ll wait until the first stop light and walk right past your highly tuned car.

KNOCK KNOCK
Who’s there?
INTERCEPTOR
Interce…
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

The car cannot be intercepted because it was tuned by the interceptor. That makes perfect sense.

It is because posted speed limit.
Do you license, registration and proof of insurance?

I’ll catch it from a distance.

But all your tuning are belong to us!

Suspension guaranteed not to squeak, at the Drive-iin Theatre.

@pasdrole: That’s why you get signal.

Anti tank rifle, ancient Chinese cure for street racers.

I always try to intercept her just before she ——. It drivers her crazy. 😈

Standing a lighted can of thermite on the bonnet, is a sure fire cure for this nonsense.

What, the attack dog from Final Fantasy VI?

Can an Interceptor exist if there is nothing for it to intercept?

I lost the race because my Challenger was tuned by the mentally challenged.

Can I catch can?

rust———FREE!

@DnT . True. But it took some poor contagious to customise it. :-*

In America they have gun racks, in Japan they have towel racks.
Don’t forget to bring a towel.

@Ben who mentioned Tokyo traffic: that picture was taking in Sapporo, which is no where remotely near Tokyo. It’s not even the same island. A lot of parts of Japan are rather quiet. From what I’ve heard of it I don’t think Sapporo is too busy but I could be wrong.

@Marum: ….took some poor contagious?!! Oh, you should be PUNished for that one! 😀

@Frank Burns: You’re lucky it didn’t blow up on the launch pad. (I know, sick humour…)

@kioku: I’ve been to Sapporo briefly, and you’re right; it’s a (relatively) quiet and beautiful area. The caption was for comic effect.

@Kioku True mate. But @Ben’s joke was bloody funny.

It is like the bumper sticker: Your highly tuned V8’s enormous acceleration, will get you to the next red light, exactly one car length ahead of my 4 cylinder pus-bucket.