Exercise average caution

Exercise average caution

posted on 4 Feb 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Pretty much anything can happen…

Photo courtesy of Anita H.
Spotted in China. 

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algernon
algernon
10 years ago

So no nearing and watch crash

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Hullabaloo abounds

coffeebot
10 years ago

I’m appropriately concerned.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Major Hazard is here to see you, general. He brings news of Private Insecurity.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
10 years ago

Best I can tell, I either have to watch for stalactites, or a javelin is about to fall on my head.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Always remove the ball rack before starting a game of pool.

Ageless
Ageless
10 years ago

Major Warning!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Private! Do not enter the Danger!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

General Warming coming soon

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Please obey Murphy’s Law.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
10 years ago

Colonel Klink’s immediate superior

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

@Ageless:
Private Property!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

The Joint Chiefs: General Failure, Major Caution and General Danger.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

[This is a shirt if I ever saw one.]

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

27 Exclamation Point Fatalities On This Path Last Year
Please Walk Safely

coffeebot
10 years ago

part of the homeland security advisory system:

NO NEARING
terroristings

WATCH CRASH
especial in korea

GENERAL DANGER
be the afraid

FALL CAREFULLY
you may fall of a terrorist

LOSE HEADWAY
low terrorist use handrail

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

This Sign Up

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Specific Danger is prohibited

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

General Danger may lead to Major Pain.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Danger is my middle rank.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
10 years ago

Beware of the usual stuff

GwydionM
10 years ago

Feral generals have been seen lurking nearby. Keep your car doors locked.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
10 years ago

First mile marker on the Highway to the Danger Zone

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
10 years ago

Danger, Falling Rocks, of unspecified sizes

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
10 years ago

-So, I don’t have to be worried about being gored by rampaging rabid unicorns?
-No, that’s a very specific and remarkable danger.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

This man’s Army:
General Danger
Major Disaster
Captain Crash
Lieutenant Trouble
Corporals Chaos and Mayhem.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Violators will receive Corporal Punishment.

Rayray
Rayray
10 years ago

This is actually a sign for the parking spot of General Wéixiǎn, China’s most bold and reckless general

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

it will be avery long sentence

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Private Snafu was always in General Danger because he was Major Lee Stupid.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Generally speaking, if you will.

WildaBeast
WildaBeast
10 years ago

Wow, Carlos Danger rose through the ranks pretty fast!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Somehow I’m sure Florida Man will be involved.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

Thank fast, Granny!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

Let your free floating anxieties go wild!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

We’d explain, but by the time we’d finished, you’d be dead anyway.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

Welcome to Anti-Zen Land.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

Whatever you’re doing, stop it right away.

Auntie
Auntie
10 years ago

注意 = chuu.i pay attention
安全 = an.zen safety, security

In Japanese, anyway. It’s a very common sign meaning “Please pay attention for your own safety”. Indeed, it is simply a general warning. Therefore, “general danger” and existential hilarity ensues.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

You could fall down and break your random.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

If you ignore General Danger, you will face Corporal Punishment and Major Discomfort by Ryan’s Privates.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

General Danger Vs. Interceptor.
Challenge accepted by both.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Name and rank?
– Colon’ Nearing, Sir!

Jack
Jack
10 years ago

So slip carefully!

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

CAUTION
Specific Anger ahead !

Rey
Rey
9 years ago

I knew the Chinese had some reason to believe life was a game of Grand Theft Auto.. but this is ridiculous.

niiatsrce
niiatsrce
8 years ago

I think I’ll leave now

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