When a menu China

When a menu China

posted on 20 Jan 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Euforie.
Found in Shanghai, China. 

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algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Clearly not French frogs

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

When a mushroom fungus the dry pan squid must.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Dry pan squid says: “How ya gonna make me?”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Other dishes include:

Where a lamp animal
Why a duck fowl
How a vegetarian.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

The Driving Flog is off my taste!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

When a mushroom fungus, it grows exponentially!

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Enjoy our Writer’s block menu.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Why? Because I’m a squid, that’s why.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I’ll have the Dang Ling Participle please.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

The diving frog has an off taste because it’s a week since it croaked.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

“Squid the pan must dry”- Yoda.

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

When a mushroom fungus,
you’ll get the runs from your bungus.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

When a mushroom fungus, can an off taste diving frog be far behind?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Will the frog dive before or after I eat it?

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Had a diving frog joke but it’s not in good taste.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Something off the lamb, Sir?
– Silence.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

When a mushroom fungus, dry pan squid must off taste diving frog

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Diving Frog has off taste.
Surfing Frog has cool.

pasdrole
10 years ago

The frog does taste funny. Oh, but the squid is a must!

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Shit take mushrooms please.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

“Look, we don’t have time to work out a translation; just pick four words per item from the Magnetic Poetry set. Or use one of those old-school spam title generators; I don’t care.”

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

♫♪ ♪♫ “When a man loves a fungus..'” ♫♪ ♪♫

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Taiwan is a piggy meal
China is a menu must

James Alexander
James Alexander
10 years ago

Is that not haiku?

kioku
kioku
10 years ago

A few words went missing but I think I unscrambled it. Quite simple actually. When a diving frog decides to taste a mushroom fungus the squid mast dry the pan.

kioku
kioku
10 years ago

*I meant must dry (silly typos)

tarltarasa
10 years ago

Always!

pikapal
10 years ago

Customer: What is the frog doing near my soup?
Waiter: He is diving.

Jack
Jack
10 years ago

When mushroom fungus, black mushrooms rape?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

We arrive in a site and it fungus

Jøshua
Jøshua
10 years ago

Can I get the When to go?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

I’m Spanky Ham and I endorse this product.

ccY
ccY
10 years ago

Chef: Whatever you order, I don’t give a lamb!

Enclave
Enclave
10 years ago

Um, waiter! My Diving frog has too much salt… can we get the taste off!

Hairy Potter
Hairy Potter
10 years ago

The shrimp should

Kalim
Kalim
9 years ago

When a mushroom fungus the dry pan squid dives.

Spades Slick
Spades Slick
9 years ago

When a mushroom fungus the dry pan squid must off taste diving frog.

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