Is that lame’s wool?

Oh Lame Chick, elephone

The elephone no I think its a cantelope.

– Hello, lame?

Elephones are for making trunk calls.

– Mommy! I see pink telephant!

When I use the elephone all I ever hear is trumpeting.
Guess I need bigger ears

The white animal to the right of the lame- is it a lamer or an alpacker?

if you’re seeing pink elephones it’s time to cut down on the dringing.

I am not wearing that! The chick elephone looks so lame!

Where’s the Rion?

If Barry is a lame duck, I guess that makes Michelle a lame chick.

I have only one word for this carrying case:
lame.

No wonder the portable elephone never caught on. People were not willing to widen all the doors in their house.

Elephones, tigers and lames, oh my!

Two chicks? Yep, sounds like my score from last weekend!

That’s lamé .

Toys ‘R’ Llame

Once there was an elephant,
Who tried to use the telephant—
No! no! I mean an elephone
Who tried to use the telephone—
(Dear me! I am not certain quite
That even now I’ve got it right.)
Howe’er it was, he got his trunk
Entangled in the telephunk;
The more he tried to get it free,
The louder buzzed the telephee—
(I fear I’d better drop the song
Of elephop and telephong!)

Laura Elizabeth Richards

50% lame / 50% cool

Q. Why was the Elephant wearing sunglasses.

A. So he could be incognito.

Q. What do you see, if you see an Elephant wearing sunglasses?

A. An Elephant incognito.

I am an Elephant during foreplay, a Tiger in the bed, and a Lame the next morning.

Speaking of lame, there once was a dog with three legs who walked into a saloon and said, “I’m lookin’ for the guy who shot my poor Paw!”

I guess that joke was more lame than the dog.

An elephone never rings twice

@DNT.
Actually, it is an Allpecker.

‘Dude, that girl friendzoned me after I told her I’d been crushing.’
‘Man, that chick is lame.’
‘Naw bro, I texted her with my elephone and it crushed her.’

Download our new free ringtone ‘Babar,’ available now in the Elephone AppStore!

Worst zoo ever.

GOP does the Obamaphone.

Q: Waddya get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinocerous ?

A: Ellephino !

(I know, lame joke, unless you’re seven.)

That poor elephone, it looks like it can barely walk it’s legs are so short!

Land line? Thats his trunk.

Ah! Now we know what grandma makes those christmas sweaters with!

elephant zones or elephone zants . . . anybody?

The elephone goes “&&&&@$”
The lame goes “baaaaah”
The tiger goes “mooooo”

LAME lame.

Lame duckling AND a pink elephone?