Choices, choices

See the Chinese don’t like the Taiwanese piggy meals served with virus mushrooms

I thought Taiwan was an island

I caught the mushrooms virus. I’m a fun guy with a big head. 😛

Taiwan is such a swill place to live.

♪ ♫
I’m a little island,
Worm and flied
♫

– One flu over the mushroom nest, please

France is a Kermit meal

Mommy, China is making fun of me!

This little piggy went to market… in Taiwan, where he was turned into combo #1.

Waiter: How did you find your steak, sir?

Customer: It was under a bean.

Along with the paisley steak, may I have some brocade potatoes?

The viruses would undoubtedly mushroom in poo juice.

On the island of Taiwan dining, salmonella lies waiting.

What’s that on the menu?

It’s a salmon Ella.

“Could I have the Pao Juice Virus Mushrooms without so much virus please ?”
“And for afters, could I have the Strawberry Tart without so much rat in it ?”

♫ My Xie Xhiang waits for me,
Where the dog sits in the tucker box,
Five miles from Kaohsiung♫

– Waiter! My Taiwan is beijing eaten!

I’m having a party. Can you deliver an archipelago?

We got pork rice, beef rice, biological weapons or the whole damn island.
What will it be?

Shut up and eat your nation.

The chefs are Sam and Ella.

Fresh Taiwan. Served with or without disputed island group.

I’ve heard of baked Alaska, but piggy meal Taiwan?

The virus mushrooms go perfectly on a sneeze-burger with a side order of cough-ee.

American is Hotdog with virus mustard and ketchup!

Influenza by Edgar Allan Pao

@Chuck. Cryptic crossword clue:

Flan for the artistic rat.

and e-Coli by Edgar Allen Poo !

taiwan is trayf?

Three little piggies

The first little piggy built his house out of straw.
The second little piggy built his house out of sticks.
The third little piggy built Taiwan.

Then, it ate it.

End!

Taiwan is really fattening!

parsley, parsley parsley, parsley Mushrooms, Mushrooms.

and what would your choice of virus be sir? we have HIV, ebola, or herpes.

I’ll have the 28…. the one without the virus!

The last two meals are served on real China.

After that mushroom dish, the Taiwan piggy really wished he could fit through the bathroom door.

So Taiwan must be yummier than the Pao Juice Virus Mushrooms.

Which country is chicken feed?

Yes, I will have the viral mushrooms please, with extra pandemic!

Excuse me, waiter? Are these viruses fresh?

combine this with https://engrish.com/2014/01/when-a-menu-china/:
when a virus mushroom fungus