See the Chinese don’t like the Taiwanese piggy meals served with virus mushrooms
algernon
10 years ago
I thought Taiwan was an island
Droll not Troll
10 years ago
I caught the mushrooms virus. I’m a fun guy with a big head. 😛
Droll not Troll
10 years ago
Taiwan is such a swill place to live.
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago
♪ ♫
I’m a little island,
Worm and flied
♫
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago
– One flu over the mushroom nest, please
SF
10 years ago
France is a Kermit meal
J-Luke
10 years ago
Mommy, China is making fun of me!
Ben
10 years ago
This little piggy went to market… in Taiwan, where he was turned into combo #1.
Marum
10 years ago
Waiter: How did you find your steak, sir?
Customer: It was under a bean.
Marum
10 years ago
Along with the paisley steak, may I have some brocade potatoes?
Marum
10 years ago
The viruses would undoubtedly mushroom in poo juice.
Marum
10 years ago
On the island of Taiwan dining, salmonella lies waiting.
Marum
10 years ago
What’s that on the menu?
It’s a salmon Ella.
Chuck
10 years ago
“Could I have the Pao Juice Virus Mushrooms without so much virus please ?”
“And for afters, could I have the Strawberry Tart without so much rat in it ?”
Marum
10 years ago
♫ My Xie Xhiang waits for me,
Where the dog sits in the tucker box,
Five miles from Kaohsiung♫
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago
– Waiter! My Taiwan is beijing eaten!
jjhitt
10 years ago
I’m having a party. Can you deliver an archipelago?
jjhitt
10 years ago
We got pork rice, beef rice, biological weapons or the whole damn island.
What will it be?
See the Chinese don’t like the Taiwanese piggy meals served with virus mushrooms
I thought Taiwan was an island
I caught the mushrooms virus. I’m a fun guy with a big head. 😛
Taiwan is such a swill place to live.
♪ ♫
I’m a little island,
Worm and flied
♫
– One flu over the mushroom nest, please
France is a Kermit meal
Mommy, China is making fun of me!
This little piggy went to market… in Taiwan, where he was turned into combo #1.
Waiter: How did you find your steak, sir?
Customer: It was under a bean.
Along with the paisley steak, may I have some brocade potatoes?
The viruses would undoubtedly mushroom in poo juice.
On the island of Taiwan dining, salmonella lies waiting.
What’s that on the menu?
It’s a salmon Ella.
“Could I have the Pao Juice Virus Mushrooms without so much virus please ?”
“And for afters, could I have the Strawberry Tart without so much rat in it ?”
♫ My Xie Xhiang waits for me,
Where the dog sits in the tucker box,
Five miles from Kaohsiung♫
– Waiter! My Taiwan is beijing eaten!
I’m having a party. Can you deliver an archipelago?
We got pork rice, beef rice, biological weapons or the whole damn island.
What will it be?
Shut up and eat your nation.
The chefs are Sam and Ella.
Fresh Taiwan. Served with or without disputed island group.
I’ve heard of baked Alaska, but piggy meal Taiwan?
The virus mushrooms go perfectly on a sneeze-burger with a side order of cough-ee.
American is Hotdog with virus mustard and ketchup!
Influenza by Edgar Allan Pao
@Chuck. Cryptic crossword clue:
Flan for the artistic rat.
and e-Coli by Edgar Allen Poo !
taiwan is trayf?
Three little piggies
The first little piggy built his house out of straw.
The second little piggy built his house out of sticks.
The third little piggy built Taiwan.
Then, it ate it.
End!
Taiwan is really fattening!
parsley, parsley parsley, parsley Mushrooms, Mushrooms.
and what would your choice of virus be sir? we have HIV, ebola, or herpes.
I’ll have the 28…. the one without the virus!
The last two meals are served on real China.
After that mushroom dish, the Taiwan piggy really wished he could fit through the bathroom door.
So Taiwan must be yummier than the Pao Juice Virus Mushrooms.
Which country is chicken feed?
Yes, I will have the viral mushrooms please, with extra pandemic!
Excuse me, waiter? Are these viruses fresh?
combine this with https://engrish.com/2014/01/when-a-menu-china/:
when a virus mushroom fungus