Sir, the anti-urine campaign is failing…

Sir, the anti-urine campaign is failing…

posted on 12 Sep 2013 in Chinglish

Please enjoy our newly heated pool…

Photo courtesy of George Hazan.
Found in China. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

No s*it!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Urinating into the soup you are the second best

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

They are certainly trying to avoid pissing off people.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Ok, let me talk to you about the rules of using this pool,
Number 1, yes. number 2, NO!

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Sorry, I suffer from obsessive urine-related conversation disorder.

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

What a pisseur

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

♪ ♫
Talkin’ ’bout my u-urination ♪ ♫

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Yellow river

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

You’re welcome.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
10 years ago

I am also very good at squirting a water pistol into a gigantic tank of pure pee pee.

GwydionM
10 years ago

Sir, my urinations are a private matter

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
10 years ago

Where’s my gold medal?

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
10 years ago

This will help compensate for my loss at the sex olympics

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Is it because I do it from the high diving board?

PeeBee
PeeBee
10 years ago

We like it when urine our pool.

Dervrak
Dervrak
10 years ago

Well I WAS going to go to the bathroom, but I want to be the best!

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Why does nobody in this country have any decency?!
Ur-a-nation-of-piss-ants!
Use a toilet!

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Yellow Pisses – Let your finger do the tinkling.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

We aim to please. You aim too please.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Translation by I. P. Freely

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

You are the “P” in our Pool.

Jill
Jill
10 years ago

You pee in our pool, and I’ll seal you up with concrete!

GwydionM
10 years ago

And kindly do not swim in the toilets

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

A little boy gets sent home from school. His mother rings the school..
Mother; “why was my son sent home from school?”
Teacher; ‘He was peeing in the pool.’
Mother; “That is sill most 7 year olds pee in the pool.”
Teacher; ‘NOT-FROM -THE -TOP -OF- THE-TEN – METRE – PLATFORM!’

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

EDIT = silly

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Have you ever noticed? Some of the toilets have a couple of these, mounted very low down on the wall.

Is this for boys, or the very well endowed?

kioku
kioku
10 years ago

This has already been posted somewhat recently, which is odd given that they moderate these…

RT
RT
10 years ago

excuse me, i’m going to go take a Cobra Kai…

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Can a Canary hit the can?

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

Yes I know I am, it’s my special purpose.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

@Jay: It’s just a little bit of pisstory repeating!

szk
szk
10 years ago

Looks like a rerun!

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

While urine the pool, don’t drink the water.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

@Droll not Troll: ♫ People try to p-piss around! …. ♫

tadchem
tadchem
10 years ago

My uncle had a sign by his pool:
“Welcome to our ool.
You will notice there is no “P” in it.
Please keep it that way.”

Casey
Casey
10 years ago

Is that a candy bar in the pool?

Hb
Hb
10 years ago

Sorry off topic a bit. But when we’d do a simultaneous pee off the boat one of us would invariably remark about how cold the water was. Yachty humor.

Jamee
Jamee
10 years ago
Snufleupagus
10 years ago

I’m unsure if I am more impressed he has the power to make that arch and hit the urinal from what two feet away or the control that he make it come out in spurts.

Arachnos
Arachnos
9 years ago

♫ I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was,
To pee in the pool is my real test, to wee-wee is my cause
I will travel across the land, pissing far and wide
All of the swimmers to understand, the urine that’s inside! ♫

Eventualyeti
Eventualyeti
9 years ago

Funny thing: in Mandarin it is almost identical to the English; the sign is sarcastically saying that if you pee in the pool you are very cultured indeed… the top does say “this is what I’ve always wanted to say to you”

Gionny Engrish
Gionny Engrish
9 years ago

En français: Piscine – The Pool

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