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Then it is fine.
We welcome dissatisfaction
posted on 8 Dec 2013 in Chinglish
No need to thank us, your frown says it all…
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Rocky I appreciate being inconvenienced.
Yes, we know; you’re here for the inconvenience.
So politely repaired
Rocky Lee, son of Bruce Lee
If you appreciate inconvenience, you could do worse than go on one of those Japanese game shows!
Thank you for the inconvenience, but I miss the incontinence
PLEASE NOTE: In case you can’t cause any inconvenience or the Japanese Television is in order, please visit the Convenience Discomfort Report Center
Did you say – “The ding dong motel?”
Cyberdyne Series TV-800’s are self-repairing.
I am the Guandong Hong Kong Ning Nong, and I approve this massage.
DANGER HIGH VOLTAGE.
Incontinence is not recommended on top of the TV.
Dear Mr. Stallone,
You Rock on TV, and I’m out of control!
GUESTS
“We’re Chinese, any way to get back at Japan is welcome”.
Anyone complaining loudly will be shown Mr Lee’s Eye of the Tiger
Just wondering what memo the unvalued guests received.
In China, Japanese Television is repairing YOU!
got to love these self repairing Japanese TV’s
Inconvenience killed the cat. Television brought it back.
YO ARIAN!!!
“I would like to report intercourse discomfort after visiting Guandong hotel.”
Valued Guests,
To appreciate your inconvenience, please accept this gift of a *free* signed letter of apology from the one and only Rocky Lee.
~~~~~~
Rocky Lee
Yours truly, offspring of Sly and Bruce.
Inconveniences are appreciated because they will prosecute them for complaining about the unavailable channels. Btw, I think this is a repost.
Now showing on all other channels- “An Inconvenient Truth”. We hope you appreciate.
The repairman is called Naruto!
The bride and I got lost on our honeymoon. We saw a car at the side of the road and stopped to ask directions.
The windows were steamed up but I knocked anyway.
When the window finally opened I asked, “How far is the Guangdong Inn ?”
All I got was a black eye.
Maybe if I can read that in English I don’t need to watch Japanese TV.
You want Japanese TV in China, you go to Intercourse Discomfort Report Center and you watch in there. Japanese TV free in Yelling Dental Clinic. Your discomfort much appreciated!
Glad I could be of inconvenience.
Fortunately, most cuests were in this cunstruction for the inconvenience.