This explains the high divorce rate
posted on 9 Dec 2013 in Menus
Photo courtesy of Marvin Chang.
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Who’s Lung?
First you get spliced, then you get sliced.
When they married, the berrs were lung.
– Waiter! Where is my Julienne?
– She’s flying, Sir!
And you thought a broken heart was bad!
This is the story:
Julienne is French, she has pig ears and fried potatoes and she’s marinated a couple of slices of Lung, her new husband. Sichuan was jealous and marinated Julienne (and some beef).
Mr. Wok fried all of them.
R.I.P
Mmmm, Spicy Grills!
Yeah,. I imagine telling Julieanne she had a pig’s rear, would result in a fairly quick divorce.
AH! The joys of being marinated.
When your wife looks good enough to eat.
Why not?
When you can’t tell the difference between being marinated or married, you’d better seek counselling.
@72rd. Julienne certainly was, the night I had her.
What’s for desert.
I like my women with whipped cream. :p
If you liked the Married Couple’s Slices of Lung, next week we have the Lorena Bobbitt Special!
Hmmm. I’ve been marinated for 47years. I imagine my goose is well and truly cooked by now.
Pork bellies are up.
The Jeffery Dahmer gourmet special.
Q. What’s worse than an achy breaky heart?
A. An itchy titchy t—.
Thanks to my secretary for that one.:D
– Will you marinate me, dear?
– Oh yes! And then… A spicy honeylung!
And for dessert, “divorced couple’s slices of bung”
It probably started when she served him that tendon.
Her eggs were probably slimy and sloppy too.
Don’t waste their breath.
Intercourse Discomfort Report Center like this.
– … until lung do us part.
Another reason not to get married.
Goes perfectly with Wang, who had to burn.
Reminds me of the world’s oldest cannibal joke:
“Who was that lady I saw you with last night?”
“That was no lady, that was my lunch”.
I made a silk purse from that sow’s ear but it still smelled of garlic and chili peppers.
– Waiter, what was that?
– Explosive Kidney Married Couple’s Slices of Lung, Sir.
Mr and Mrs Lecter were both breathing heavily at their wedding night.
the chinese facebook restaurant; where the most favored products will have a “like” icon next to them
No wonder the married couple’s slices of lung have are “liked” – they all order it just to find out what the heck it is.
Gay marinade or str8 ?
Slices of lung APPROVED