When size DOES count

Lubricationly speaking.

It’s a bone of contention really

Even sex needs regulations and supervision

Well its this way or that

I am not happy with my partner, towards the end of our intercourse, she asked me the most insulting 3 short words to a man. “Is it in?”

There’s no discomfort in the center. It’s all around the outside!

– But why did you come here then?

I’m Dick Hertz and I endorse this message.

A girl reported that she and her boyfriend always practised safe sex, and the only discomfort was from lying on the safe.

– Next time, don’t turn on the ‘Do me lamp’ button and you will be all right

Ladies who have teeth down there should brush them regularly

Q: What’s worse than a dead puppy on your piano?
A: A diseased pussy on your organ.

Endure and do not enjoy

– Your name?
– Oh So Young Gang Porn Ho Soon

Rule # 5; Do not do it on a sandy beach without a towel.

Thank God! Would you please tell him he has to take his tighty whities off first? He won’t listen to ME!

Just another day at the Suck Ho Building.

Emergency Responce Team is launching KY Jelly drones in 5..4..3…:

We used to smoke after intercourse, but then we discovered KY jelly!

“We just got another complaint about someone named John Holmes, that’s the seventh one today”

Two Irishmen were discussing their needs over a Guinness. Sean said to Mick, “I need some sex in the worst way.”

Mick said, “That would be standing up in a hammock Lad.”

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said, “When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself.” That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to his wife. At home, he found his wife was in bed, naked and waiting. As the two began, they found themselves in the 69 position. The man, moments later,… Read more »

Superman was feeling bored after a long streak of crime fighting and wanted to go out and party, so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club and pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after him. A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with Cat Woman. As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonder Woman’s apartment to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman… Read more »

Rule# 6; Icy Hot should not be used as a lubricant.

How do you think I got the name Frank Burns anyhow?

Again, it’s endure or enjoy.

The politically correct term for a rape crisis centre?

-Do you know the name of the offender you want to report?
-Yes, he just kept on saying “I’m Ray Ping Yu, I’m Ray Ping Yu!”

LOOK. Can I volunteer as a tester.

Sperman Returns

Is Sum Ting Wong with Tis?

For when the nether regions feel like a vice.

@timmy. Wait till you get to 13.

She won’t even be able to write between the lines.

“…but where do I go to complain about the lousy handjob that left me all chafed?”

You got ID? …Intercourse Discomfort, that is…