Batteries not included

Batteries not included

posted on 10 Dec 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Thane S.
Found in China. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Curry ’em around all day

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Disguised in a nice batter.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

iStir and iFry are the latest hi-tech cuisine. Wash your hands before and after using the devices.

PeeBee
PeeBee
10 years ago

Mmmmmm, Chicken Motorola. Mmmmmmmm.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Compatible with BlackBerry’s

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

I have a nice hand-held device.

But if you put curry on it, I will wring your neck.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Sun Tzu and The Art of Raw.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

I dip my phone in Curry,
I do it at any place,
Though it makes it smell real funny,
It sticks it to my face.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Usually located in women’s handbags

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

They don’t work anymore. The circuitry is fried.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Excuse me, Madam? There’s a piece of curry in your ear…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

You just know there’ll be cumin.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Tastes like iChicken.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Waiter! What is this yellow blob?
– A fingerprint scanner, Sir.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

@ Droll not Troll: Well, it looks like my portable device works properly: After I turned it on, my hands became all sticky. o_O

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Ach. Dies ist ein Hans frei device.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

This is a hands fry device.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Made with iBeanPods and USB (Ultra Salty Butter)

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

The device and apps are made and developed in India

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Dispose of your curry handheld devices safely,
by transferring all your downloaded files
through the spicy port of fire and into the recycle bin for composting.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

These, are the existential bits of the Super Computer

(Hitchiker’s Guide to The Galaxy.)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

CAUTION: Please avoid finger interaction

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Yeah! I know it was mice. But. This is a Chinese one.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Paying 42 yen for a month of curry subscription is good deal

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

Now we know what happens to all our e-waste.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

For those who aren’t getting enough electromagnetic radiation from external sources.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

Mom! Can you speak up? I can hardly hear you!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Sam Sung Curryed Phone. And Apple PiePad, please.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

Scanners. The budget remake of the Cronenberg classic.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

CURRY

The new wonder drug for curing constipation.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

@ First captioner: Maybe that’s “Batter not included”.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

The perfect device for calling customer service.

Ben
Ben
10 years ago

: I would vote that those who consistently clutter up the captions page with more than half a dozen entries each have their handheld devices curried and deep fried. Give the rest of us a chance!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Don’t talk to people over the curry with your ear full of phone, honey!

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
10 years ago

3DhanSak is better than PS Vindaloo

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Mmmm… Tastes battery!

NoizeBomb
10 years ago

Watch out for Nokias inside your curry! They can break your teeth!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

The FCC is going to have a hissy fit.

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

Um . . . I thought it was meant for the MOUTH, no ?

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

iPad Thai.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Anybody watched that horror movie ‘One Missed Meal’?

Just curryous.

GwydionM
10 years ago

The iFeed – the latest fashion necessity

Jøshua
Jøshua
10 years ago

If you have any complaints about your food, the call center is in India.

RT
RT
10 years ago

-hello tech support? yes, i downloaded your app, and then when i opened it, all of a sudden this brownish sauce started oozing out
-*tastes sauce* there’s only 1 man who would dare give me the curry. LONE STAR! *begins bollywood dance*

Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

“Can you eat me now?…Good!”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Well done by iFixit team

meow
meow
10 years ago

maybe,it sould tastes electric

Nicholas
Nicholas
10 years ago

Another innovation from Nokia!

Hb
Hb
10 years ago

Spicy or extra porno?

Should be Akid, not Aikd
Should be Akid, not Aikd
8 years ago

“Hello guys, techrax here and today we are going to fry the phone into a curry

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