Hide the sun! It’s night.

Personal luggage with feet and a habit of eating people, 30 dollars

Is he the same as The swimming beard?

The beard must know at sea

Only hipsters are allowed beyond this point.

….can I ask The beard himself if The swimming beard
and The beard are one and the same?

As I’m sure he knows…

An alter ego for his swim deficient personality maybe.

4. This beard have results to show a person to lead a square and can enter wine water; the body is unwell, the motion unsteady.

Take enough food and wine, and you, too, can be fat enough to hide the sun.

Just put the 20 dollars anywhere in my beard.

Yes you must block greatly, young grasshopper…
Always must defend yourself against crabs and other seafood..
and if you win, you have meal.
Free to fight at night. 20 dollars for a daytime bout.

Can I ride my surf beard here?

It’s a wise beard

Approved by ZZ Top drummer, Frank Beard

Well what does the nose know

-Why 20 dollar for daytime fight?
-Cos it’s much easier to get caught then,
so we encourage to hide sun.

Is this the all seeing, all knowing beard from the bearduminati?

Beard Brother is here…

Hey, does this seafood taste like sunblock to you??

Where is the beard? I mustache him what the sign means.

Who is having the meal? Me or the shark?

– Can I go into the toilet beard, know?

This beach is for Chinese beard only. Merkins go home!

– OK, Beard… What do you know about the black and the white arm?

Do ya feel lucky son? Well do ya?

Sun Blocker Extreme – You put table and 4 sandy beach chairs on your body

It’s hard to argue against Beard Knowledge.

God is coming and he looks pissed. Quick! Hide the sun!

A bottle of Château SPF 30, please.

Hey! I found it where the Sun doesn’t shine.

The beard knows. Sandy beach chairs.

@Marum: Found what? A beard?? 😯

The beard knows Uruguay.

Latest astronomical discovery! The sun is made up of a table and four sandy beach chairs!

The beard knows. The mustache has to be constantly reminded.

All tourists are required to catch fish. The beard says so.

What darkness lies in stubble of man? Only the Five O’Clock Shadow knows!

Table? Check. Sandy beach chairs? Check. Pork pie hat? Check. Douchey hipster beard? Checkmate.

– Mommy, look! I got a Teddy Beard!

Aww, I got curry handheld devices all over my beard.

o great and mighty beard, who should i bet on to win the 2014 nba championship?

Is it the same beard that knows about the toilet?
https://engrish.com/2007/11/toilet-rules/

Yes, Uncle Si knows all.

Yo, the Beards know.

The beard knows and The beard never forgets.

Hide the sun, it burns The beards.

Pay no attention to that beard behind the curtain!”

The Engrish gets the beard again.

I guess those Duck Dynasty guys are now rich enough to have their own private beach.

What would happen if the Beard had a shave? Would anarchy break out?