Hide the sun! It’s night.

Hide the sun! It’s night.

posted on 11 Dec 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

I dunno… ask beard

Photo courtesy of Susan S.
Spotted in China. 

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GwydionM
10 years ago

Personal luggage with feet and a habit of eating people, 30 dollars

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Is he the same as The swimming beard?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

The beard must know at sea

JohnZ
JohnZ
10 years ago

Only hipsters are allowed beyond this point.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

….can I ask The beard himself if The swimming beard
and The beard are one and the same?

As I’m sure he knows…

An alter ego for his swim deficient personality maybe.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

4. This beard have results to show a person to lead a square and can enter wine water; the body is unwell, the motion unsteady.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Take enough food and wine, and you, too, can be fat enough to hide the sun.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Just put the 20 dollars anywhere in my beard.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Yes you must block greatly, young grasshopper…
Always must defend yourself against crabs and other seafood..
and if you win, you have meal.
Free to fight at night. 20 dollars for a daytime bout.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Can I ride my surf beard here?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

It’s a wise beard

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Approved by ZZ Top drummer, Frank Beard

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Well what does the nose know

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

-Why 20 dollar for daytime fight?
-Cos it’s much easier to get caught then,
so we encourage to hide sun.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Is this the all seeing, all knowing beard from the bearduminati?

Beard Brother is here…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Hey, does this seafood taste like sunblock to you??

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Where is the beard? I mustache him what the sign means.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Who is having the meal? Me or the shark?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Can I go into the toilet beard, know?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

This beach is for Chinese beard only. Merkins go home!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– OK, Beard… What do you know about the black and the white arm?

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Do ya feel lucky son? Well do ya?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Sun Blocker Extreme – You put table and 4 sandy beach chairs on your body

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

It’s hard to argue against Beard Knowledge.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
10 years ago

God is coming and he looks pissed. Quick! Hide the sun!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

A bottle of Château SPF 30, please.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Hey! I found it where the Sun doesn’t shine.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

The beard knows. Sandy beach chairs.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

@Marum: Found what? A beard?? 😯

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

The beard knows Uruguay.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Latest astronomical discovery! The sun is made up of a table and four sandy beach chairs!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
10 years ago

The beard knows. The mustache has to be constantly reminded.

NoizeBomb
10 years ago

All tourists are required to catch fish. The beard says so.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
10 years ago

What darkness lies in stubble of man? Only the Five O’Clock Shadow knows!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

Table? Check. Sandy beach chairs? Check. Pork pie hat? Check. Douchey hipster beard? Checkmate.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Mommy, look! I got a Teddy Beard!

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Aww, I got curry handheld devices all over my beard.

RT
RT
10 years ago

o great and mighty beard, who should i bet on to win the 2014 nba championship?

szk
szk
10 years ago

Is it the same beard that knows about the toilet?
https://engrish.com/2007/11/toilet-rules/

MojaveGreen
MojaveGreen
10 years ago

Yes, Uncle Si knows all.

Jøshua
Jøshua
10 years ago

Yo, the Beards know.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

The beard knows and The beard never forgets.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Hide the sun, it burns The beards.

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

Pay no attention to that beard behind the curtain!”

DragonLady
DragonLady
10 years ago

The Engrish gets the beard again.

Cecily
Cecily
10 years ago

I guess those Duck Dynasty guys are now rich enough to have their own private beach.

Joanne Gray
Joanne Gray
9 years ago

What would happen if the Beard had a shave? Would anarchy break out?

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