Kinkiest duck dish ever

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I do it my way

Bit like a sandwich

Peiking style

A three-way duck. From a city with a three-way spelling (Beijing, Peking and now Peiking). Is the restaurant on a three-way road? Forward, backward and Schrödinger?

F…k a duck!!! I can’t believe this! What’s with ducks today?!

1. Duck
2. Stop
3. Pull

Careful you don’t get stuck with the bill.

♪ ♫
One man and his duck
Went to blow a widow ♪ ♫

Room for more?

Turducken!

Well, THAT didn’t work. If anyone hasn’t seen the turducken cartoon, Google it.

Police are anxious to interview a duck, a pig and a salmon

Is that my rubber duck?

Duck Duck Goose!

It’s a duck that uses three separate bills for quacking: one for bass, one for midtones, and one for trebles.

You must be — THIS TALL — to ride this duck.

This is pretty mild compared to how ducks actually mate. Must be a family restaurant.

A duck, a goose, and a trumpeter swan all walk into a restaurant, and then the duck says to the…

Wait, this isn’t Adult Engrish. Sorry! ^_^

I’m not Peking.

Three way? Nah! I’m more adventurous than that. I’ll have a Round The World.

@Lora. A Duck a Goose and a Trumpeter Swan walk into a bar.

Thje barman looks up and says: “Is this some kind of joke?”

“We’ll have separate bills thank you.”

BOOM, BOOM!

A little boy is sitting on the edge of the swimming pool , a young girl pushes him in. This happens several times in a row.

In exasperation he yells: “Do that again and I will duck you!”

She replies. “Don’t be silly. You can’t even pronounce it!”

Howrard the duck and friends.

Does that say STOP or STOA ?
Mandarin, Engrish and Greek !

It’s called 3 way peking duck they use one duck to serve 3 kinds of dishes. 1st dish: wrapped duck skin with spring onion and peanut sauce
2nd: minced duck meat served with lettuce and peanut sauce
3rd: duck soup with some veggies etc…

Howard the Duck and friends…with benefits