Just in time for Mammy’s Night Out

For clean and happy Mammal

Mummy cleaning is so 2012

Well if you get free titty you have to take it somewhere to be cleaned.

The best stain-remover that marsupial mammies can carry in their bag.

This is the Mississippi part of Tokyo. Ya’ll mind yerselfs, hear?

I don’t know nothing about birthin no koalas.

Japanese koalas will get your Mammy spotless!

I prefer Titty Cleaning

On your back

“You are a mammal I believe?”
“That’s rignt.”
“Well then, happy mammaling!”
— Stanislaw Lem

What else are mammies for?

Yes’m Miss Scarlet, I done got all of Tara clean.

Good grief! It’s mammery week at engrish.com!

Messin’ round the kitchen lak a busy bee,
Da busiest mammy you ever did see,
Gotta hurry up wit da shortnin bread,
Gotta get dem chillun right outta bed.

Mammy’s little baby loves shortnin’, shortnin’,
Mammy’s little baby loves shortnin’,bread,
Mammy’s little baby loves shortnin’, shortnin’,
Mammy’s little baby loves shortnin’ bread.

That’s just fine, but who’s going to clean my butt-ler?

Yo Mammy is SO Dirty!

Mammy Cleaning.
Pappy Drinking.

We can clean off the black face, but the social stigma lasts a lifetime.

Someone has to keep Uncle Tom’s Cabin sparkling clean

Conveniently located on the corner of Tara and Jefferson Davis, across from Sambo’s.

If Mammy ain’t clean, ain’t NOBODY clean.

Yo mammy so fat, when she walk backwards she go “beep beep beep”.

It started small, but it just growed

How much can a Koala bear?

This Engrish brought to you by Aunt Koala’s Eucalyptus Syrup. Good on pancakes AND clears the sinuses!

Ain’t nobody got time fo’ dat.

If you leave yo mammys out in a Japanese winter, they won’t get any cleaner, for they will probably drop off into the mud.

” It ain’t fittin’… it ain’t fittin’. It jes’ ain’t fittin’… It ain’t fittin’. ”
Mammy from Gone with the Wind

@Jøshua: Needs more lube. 😛

If nothing comes out of the face, mammy is real and certified!

Hide yo mammy!!! Hide yo chilren!!

Mammy dearest.

I don’t stop cleanin’ til it quittin’ time at Tara.
…loving all the GWTW references here!