Umm…

Just be careful of the first floor

Where are those happy times of feudalism…

Please civilization use the chains

Apparently the english translation was done by one of the employees…

Shut up Yanks, at least we are up front about it.

Emmm, I will have a couple of females, a few kids and maybe a coloured one. How much?

The home of $1 salaries!

Umm… it’s a chain store?

What are they flogging…. er…. selling?

Service is great and I don’t have to tip.

In my heart I’m an abolishonist, but at these prices how can I go wrong?!

Now wait a cotton-pickin’ minute!

Ask about the lay-a-way plan.

I went on a trip to Egypt and I looked at those Pyramids… they were awe-inspiring.
It made me think, “You know what? Say what you like but slavery gets shit done!”

I prefer the white kind, please.

Obviously, found in southern China.

…to fashion!

Their headquarters is in Shanghai.

That’s why there’s no exit

Cinderella’s stepmother works here.

I wish my first job had been that sincere.

NOT (openry) AFFIRRIATED with WAR-MALT

S & M means never having to say you are sorry.

Auctions every Thursday.

Comes in black, white, and yellow.

Ring Nike for instructions.

Not for me thanks – I am a fleedom lidel

Might as well be up front about trafficking in persons.

These workers are so motivated, that if they make a fault once, then they would be fired.

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/skin1/images/pto-price-overlay.gif?v082912

oops – bad link

The one franchise Paula Dean hasn’t lost. (Sorry it took me so long to come up with that one.)

“Death is the competence but even worse. Fortunately Hell is just ’round the corner”. So said Leonidas.

Hard to imagine people are STILL buying this . . .

The new Apple store.

Don’t be shackled by high prices! Emancipate savings!

Your gorean store.

In the US it’s called “Niketown.”