Inspectors are waiting inside…

Inspectors are waiting inside…

posted on 12 Jul 2013 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Rob Davis.
Found at Chinese Restaurant in Sydney. 

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algernon
algernon
11 years ago

One Hung Low lives here

algernon
algernon
11 years ago

Or the keys on the string

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

We’ve been having a lot of accidents in there.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

You need the key, but the door has no lock.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

The key is for the trapdoor in the floor.
You must have been thinking of the other kind of hung.

Tong
Tong
11 years ago

Using what? What’s hung? No wonder there is a safety warning.

Mick
Mick
11 years ago

Hangings occur daily here…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Extra-low urinals installed for the convenience of our stricly hung patrons.

Coffeebot
Coffeebot
11 years ago

Does this urinal seem low to you?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Of course you won’t be smoking! Smoking stunts your ….. growth.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Excuse me, I have to go use the customer.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
11 years ago

No cuckolds need apply.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
11 years ago

Do jurors who can’t make up their minds qualify?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

To be hung or to be Hung?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Women

STRICTLY DONG RESTAURANT
COSTUMERS USE ONLY

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
11 years ago

It’s funny, but considering Hung is probably the name of the restaurant the misspelling of “strictly” is the only thing possibly qualifying it as engrish.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

The low hanging nuts taste good!

Tong
Tong
11 years ago

I got the key, but I am scared to use anything.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

This is where they keep the bodies of customers who don’t pay. It’s a hanging offence and they’re very stric about that.

Sparky
Sparky
11 years ago

The original key party.

Salome
Salome
11 years ago

Even the glory holes have locked doors.

J-Luke
J-Luke
11 years ago

They are really hung go…. I mean gung ho about this…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Panic Panic on the streets of Sydney Panic on the streets of Dongguan I wonder to myself Could I ever be Hung again? The Hong Kong streets that you slip down I wonder to myself Hopes may rise on the Shenzen But Ho-Nee Pee, you’re not safe here So you run down To the toilet of the town Burn down the restroom Hung, the blessed DJ Because the customers that constantly die SAY NOTHING TO ME ABOUT MY LIFE Hung, the blessed DJ Because the customers that constantly die Hung, the DJ Hung, the DJ Hung, the DJ Hung, the… Read more »

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

– Mommy… I see Hung people!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
11 years ago

Security theatre at its best.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Gee, the lengths we have to go to, just to get into the men’s room.

GwydionM
11 years ago

Hanging non-customers is prohibited.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

There must be something to get hung about

RT
RT
11 years ago

vince offer opening a new chinese restaurant?

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

@Coffeebot. No. But the bottoms of them are very cold.

Bob T
Bob T
11 years ago

The key is kept on a lanyard with a meter stick.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

Erection in progress?

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

They aren’t kidding… the man of the restroom sign has one “leg” suspiciously longer than the other…

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
11 years ago

You can never be too careful when dealing with stricly hung customers.

Timmy
Timmy
11 years ago

Man, I gotta use the women’s AGAIN?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

@Lollerskate: That’s why he’s called STICKman.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

Such a STICKman that one can’t know if it’s either well hung to badly dragged.

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