I’m stuck here…

I’m stuck here…

posted on 26 Jan 2009 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of David Faul.
From a hotel in Beijing, China. 

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Lollerskate
Lollerskate
16 years ago

Use me and abuse me…

Yogesh Damle
16 years ago

This is to confuse tresspassers. To enter, break open the door.

Yogesh Damle
16 years ago

Entrance to MIDRI. (‘multiple identity disorder research institute’)

Eric G
Eric G
16 years ago

This is how you keep a blonde out of a building.

ric
ric
16 years ago

It’s a yin & yang thing…

Brandon
Brandon
16 years ago

Talk about sending mixed signals!

Grifter
Grifter
16 years ago

You have the right to choose, just don’t choose the wrong one!

kringo
kringo
16 years ago

Schroedinger’s door

BigFatCat
BigFatCat
16 years ago

George W Bush owns this building

beechoak
beechoak
16 years ago

I’M SO CONFUSED!!!

beechoak
beechoak
16 years ago

Entrance for those who don’t know if they’re coming or going…

Sandy
Sandy
16 years ago

Push to pull? Or pull to push?

Bob*
Bob*
16 years ago

Welcome to Neverland

Someone205
Someone205
16 years ago

Push the glass, so you can get through. However, pull the door bud so that it won’t fall down and break, or you’ll get charged for that

Xila31
Xila31
16 years ago

I hate it when doors play mind games.

jjhitt
jjhitt
16 years ago

Someone has been taking management training. I bet the door has it’s own mission statement.

Chris
Chris
16 years ago

Maybe I can get away with pulling something…

Easily Amused
Easily Amused
16 years ago

maybe they meant for the ‘push’ to be on the other side of the door, but they put it backwards (cause they like to mess with people’s heads)

Dude
Dude
16 years ago

This is one of the doors to the School of Zen.

heh man
heh man
16 years ago

wat

noname
noname
16 years ago

Customer volume has been a little lower than usual…

bob
bob
16 years ago

Much more effective than a ‘closed’ sign

Andy
Andy
16 years ago

Incidentally, that was also the fifth door for that entrance, having been replaced four times before, the owners of the building not knowing why it keeps breaking.

Rayquaza
Rayquaza
16 years ago

I knew I should’ve taken the blue pill…

Water imp
Water imp
16 years ago

Were they accommodating then-President Bush at the time???

Jess
Jess
16 years ago

So If I can’t push or pull dose that mean I can kick the door down?

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
16 years ago

Push….Pull….. Because of monkeys…..

Amanak
Amanak
16 years ago

According to me, The handle note takes precedence over the glass note.

algernon
algernon
16 years ago

Must be Midvale school for the gifted.

junipa
16 years ago

a.k.a. faildoor

Amy H.
Amy H.
16 years ago

Push me, pull me, kiss me, kill me….

goldcaddy
goldcaddy
16 years ago

in case of emergency: push on glass and pull on handle to break door and escape

Greggmayte
Greggmayte
16 years ago

Please open the door shut on your way out…

dropkickmurphy
dropkickmurphy
16 years ago

“Should I stay or should I go now”

Duck
Duck
16 years ago

It’s very simple folks. Push on the blue oval and then pull on th handle … it’s like a child-proof cap on medicine 🙂

Jimson
Jimson
16 years ago

This is an equal opportunity building. Even the doors swing both ways.

Stephan
16 years ago

MacGuyver’s residence.

Zacceus
Zacceus
16 years ago

The building even Houdini could not escape. 😀

Pyth007
Pyth007
16 years ago

It’s just the pet door for Dr. Dolittle’s Pushmi-pullyu…

ZeroCentury
ZeroCentury
16 years ago

it’s just a trick dont pull or push, the door is a sliding door 😛

JE
JE
16 years ago

No caption, but… The Chinese is conflicted as well. This isn’t Engrish, it is just simply madness.

Aileen
Aileen
16 years ago

The funny thing is, the Chinese over the “Push” really tells you to push open the door. Then the character on the handle says to pull. XD

ike
ike
16 years ago

Live and die.

DeanAckles
DeanAckles
16 years ago

At least the doorman can’t annoy me if he can’t open the door either. You’re shielded from the bellboys as well

Matt Stinnett
Matt Stinnett
16 years ago

*Head explodes*

Lindsey
Lindsey
16 years ago

“Wash on, wash off”

Atli Hafsteinsson
Atli Hafsteinsson
16 years ago

They put instructions on everything these days…

Ghost08
Ghost08
16 years ago

give it a good tug–u know u want to

Rapidfire
Rapidfire
16 years ago

It’s a give and take thing…

BSting
16 years ago

alright, either a couple a little snot nosed punks put up the *^%*^$*$*&^ push sticker, or the #%@#$#@ who built this door can’t read

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