Be careful what you pick up…

Be careful what you pick up…

posted on 21 Aug 2008 in Engrish from Other Countries

No really honey, I picked it up at the store…

Photo courtesy of Christopher Lees.
Found in a Riyadh Supermarket.

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bubbathesnubba
bubbathesnubba
15 years ago

Wow they’re so cheap overseas! damn expensive domestic product!

barsacampio
barsacampio
15 years ago

If you have to catch herpes, at least make sure it’s fresh!

Matthew
Matthew
15 years ago

fleshly pricked!!

sanjay
sanjay
15 years ago

Bad Date

1 cup fresh herpes
8 oz. of chlamydia
2 3/4 lbs. of freshy grated gonorrhea
2 bottles of white zinfandel

mix together with a dose of regret… happy times.

Donny
Donny
15 years ago

We need to bring fresh herpes, some crabs, and salmon-ella to Senator Fuk’s erection party. They’ll love it.

fredrik
fredrik
15 years ago

can you tell me where I can find aids?

neenz
neenz
15 years ago

“excuse me, are the fresh herpes local or imported?”
“i’m not sure, let me ask the produce guy.”
“could you? i need to know because depending on where they’re from i can just get some at home from the girl i brought home last night…thanks.”

LoL Productions
LoL Productions
15 years ago

Oh, come on, honey, but I ordered chlamydia!

Rapidstriker9
Rapidstriker9
15 years ago

“Riyadh brand herpes; now grown without preservatives!”

Seigi
15 years ago

The next best to the manga 銀と金

Dave
Dave
15 years ago

Great! Now I have the final ingredient for my Gonda-herpa-sypil-itus!

Joseph Smith
14 years ago

Saudi is so cheap. You can never find fresh herpes at this price.

Looks like Safeway near Fal center in Riyadh.

K
K
14 years ago

Cross contamination goes a long way people

drumming_panda
drumming_panda
14 years ago

THAT’S where STD’s originated!!

Loolaa
Loolaa
14 years ago

Lol.. Herpes… I think it happened because “p” and “b” are interchangable in Arabic, so someone thought it would be a good idea to settle with p. And hilarity ensues.

Jeff
Jeff
14 years ago

Cause they ran out of chlamydia…

Humalien
Humalien
14 years ago

damn!! And i just payed 1.95 for a pound of herpes!

John van Rooyen
14 years ago

is it better to use fresh or dried herpes for lasagne?

chieromancer
chieromancer
14 years ago

But are they organic?

YoYO Word
YoYO Word
14 years ago

is is a coincidence ‘Herpes’ is the cheapest?…

bikenutt
bikenutt
14 years ago

they go well with the dried rape on isle three

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
14 years ago

I had stale herpes once, and, ya know, this fresh stuff might just be delicious!

Baker
Baker
14 years ago

Get ’em while you can! They burst into season twice a year, but unfortunately you never know exactly when they might appear….

-
-
14 years ago

0,95 only!

FatKenney
FatKenney
14 years ago

And all these years I’ve just been GIVING it away. If only I’d known there was a market for this stuff.

helen
helen
14 years ago

nothing is safe anymore

anonymous
anonymous
14 years ago

And I thought that the e coli spinach was bad…

gMale
14 years ago

*Fresh* — so much better the ones you get from a can.

Rawr
Rawr
14 years ago

Herpes:

The full of flavour herb that makes a nice addition to salads. Farmed from proffesional hookers!

charleee
charleee
14 years ago

WOW! so cheap

Kiwi
Kiwi
14 years ago

I hear Hugh Hefner will give you fresh herpes really cheap.

Pete
Pete
14 years ago

What a deal, only 0.95!

worcirish
worcirish
13 years ago

I know it starts with an H, but it is pronounced “erpies.”

Mrdude
Mrdude
13 years ago

the HIV is fresh too. It’s down the hall, next to the apple juice.

loserbeep
loserbeep
13 years ago

At last!!! I’ve been looking everywhere for these fresh herpes! and here they were at my local grocer the whole time with such an unbeatable price!

Deina Lovecraft
Deina Lovecraft
13 years ago

Last week it was on sale along with some organic syphilis..

Asian Shopper
Asian Shopper
13 years ago

I wouldn’t have got the Herpes, but the CONDOMents were sooo expensive…

Cj
Cj
13 years ago

You can get Chlamydia over buy the apples.

Cj
Cj
13 years ago

You can get Chlamydia over by the apples.

hihihi
hihihi
13 years ago

read the fine print, people.

takatomon
takatomon
13 years ago

that’s why you should never buy veggies wrapped in blister pack
&
cold sores… get your ice cold sores here!

Lougem
Lougem
13 years ago

Where can I find the crabs?

Sharisa
Sharisa
13 years ago

vegetableman not wash hand?

davidfreakingbowie
davidfreakingbowie
13 years ago

I is the herpes anywhere close to the CONDOMents?

iLock
iLock
13 years ago

Husband: “Oooohh fresh herpes is cheap today hun! Can I grab some?”
Wife: *Stares wickedly and skakes head*

DangerNathan
DangerNathan
13 years ago

but i dont have enough cash for the clap……..

Andy
Andy
12 years ago

Grocery shopping made SIMPLEX…….

nukefizzix
nukefizzix
12 years ago

That’s what you get when you pick up a 95 cent whore…

Davey8
Davey8
12 years ago

Wow! Is that 95 cents for a lifetime supply?!?

TitaniumGypsy
TitaniumGypsy
11 years ago

OW! I cut myself. Any chance of band-AIDS?

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