Be careful what you pick up…

Vegetables so infectious… your kids’ll be begging for more!

They should pair those herpes with a stand-up display of Abreva….

because fraish AIDS just won’t cut it

How much “Fresh Herpies” can i get for a dollar?

And I thought it was onions that made you cry

OR! … You could just lick the coins for free!

I just love the lumps they leave on your tounge and that wholesome itchy taste

just what i always wanted in my salad

Get your herpes! Fresh herpes! Only 0.95! Come on, sir, you look like you could use some herpes! Only ninety-five cents!

95 cents? You can get fresh herpes from that hooker on the corner for free.

Dude, herpes cost me much more than that. After dinner, movie, broken condom, followed by doctor’s appt then ointment . . . I’ve got hundreds invested in mine. And what worse, I can’t even use mine in a recipe.

I bet they’re not as fresh as the sign says!

But they were on discount!

If you want to grow your own fresh herpes year-round, the Chia Mini-countertop Herpes Gardens are back by the nursery.

Always a nice touch to add fresh herpes to your favorite home cooked meals for that extra special occasion.

careful of those saladly transmitted diseases

$0.95 a pound?!? I can get it free form a hooker!!

For your ex…

buy seed, make herpes garden!
for friend!
for joy!
for happy!

Darn these cheap Wal-mart veggies!

served with a side of chlamidiya

Want to skip school? Despise somebody? go shopping or send them! Low, very low, stinky and despicable diseases guaranteed ;D

Special of the day- Bird Flu!

at 95 cents per pound it’s a steal

I can hear the commercial jingle in my head; “Ho, ho, ho… Green Giant!”

Great! Now I can avoid a messy breakup with my girlfriend!

Then check out the crabs in the seafood department.

fresh and cheap yay i want buy plz

n0 sexual interc0urse necessary..

I’ll have herpes with a side of ebola

I remember when herpes was only $0.25 lbs.

pfft AIDs are 50 cents cheaper down the aisle

so that’s where it came from huh..

mmmmmm…The Colonel’s secret blend of 11 Herpes and Spitties.

Huray, herpes casserole tonight!

No, look at the color… not so fresh anymore… Let’s have the warts tonight.

Finally. I’m tired of being conned into buying stale herpes.

95c, the price of their hookers. It’s that or you have to pay the most to bone a spring onion

Oh, and while you’re there, pick up some crabs…

“Honey, I have some bad news. I went to the doctor today and found out I have month old herpes”

“Oh, why didn’t just go to the store? They have fresh herpes!”

Only 0.95$ that whore ripped me off!

If allergic, substitute with AIDS.

eat you’re herpes it will make you grow big and strong

only 0.95! and it’s fresh! what a bargain!!!

herpies:$0.95
flowers:$10
home cooked dinner:$20
telling your gf that she has herpes
…..priceless

lol @ the google ad for genital herpes. I wonder if they can compete with $0.95 Thats a bargain.

What’s the point of buying herpes from a store when you get it free on the street?

…. this will go well with the crab curry!!!

hair piece?

Hair pies? Don’t miss it! It’s the cheapest thing on the menu.

95 cents? same product, but cheaper for what you can get at a whore house