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Be careful what you pick up…
posted on 21 Aug 2008 in Engrish from Other Countries
No really honey, I picked it up at the store…
Photo courtesy of Christopher Lees.
Found in a Riyadh Supermarket.
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…but the recipe calls for gonorrhea
and you thought the toilet seat was risky
I just picked up a fresh case!
Excuse me, but where can I find the genital warts?
And only 95 cents! At the brothel they wanted a hundred bucks….
always wear protection, i mean always.
Freshly picked!
Just like grandma used to make!
Well at least they are fresh….
“Honey, I’ll pick up a bushel of the Fresh Herpes—you go get the bottle of ‘DISINFECTED’.” (See previous Engrish photo!)
…and you know that fresh is best!!!
you can get the clap in asile 6. it’s next to the bread.
You’ll eat them so fast, you’ll have herpes all over your face!
I much prefer the sun-dried herpes-they prove to be more …gummy.
then you can get crabs at the seafood department
Cold sores in the dairy case
as opposed to freeze dried? i believe fresh is more fun
Zithromax- ISLE 4
Would you like some syphilis with those herpes?
For the virgin who just can’t get some.
For the guy who can’t get it the hard way…
Oh perfect! Now we can have salad AND a dessert.
hmm….no wonder it was so cheap……
Husband to wife, I passed those herpes you brought home to you sister
She asked if we could get anymore as the member of the PA at her daughters school had it too and wouls like to pass it on to there friends lmao.
Wow, that woman on the corner wanted TWICE that price for some month old herpes!
What is this world coming to where you can get an STD for practically pocket change? I tell you its so depressing…
Grown with love.
Reminds me of that joke-
Whats green and eats nuts?
Herpes
“Mommy, what’s herpes? Can I have some?”
“No son, not till you’re older”…
Yeah, it isn’t exactly flying off the shelves….
What a ripoff, it was cheaper in vegas
canned herpes are on aisle 5
After that, I’m going to the seafood department for crabs!
you could substitute dried instead, but fresh is always better
c’mon! who would buy herpes?! 2bucks per bucket!!!
employee: sorry sir we won’t have any herpes for a while, it takes about 10 months to 10 years for them to show up.
customer: dangit! looks like I’ll have to do this the old fasioned way.
Dangit, they’re all sold out now!
Hey, it’s cheaper than the anti-lust spray
I wonder who grew it…
WHAT?? HERPES ON SALE FOR $.95??!?!?!?!
I’m Saudi and I live in Riyadh. I’ve never seen this supermarket before in my life. I’ve lived here for all my life. You sure this was Riyadh? Doesn’t look like it. It would be in Arabic if it was.
I suppose we could get them just to try. Man I hope I can return them if they aren’t good.
Oh goody!! Goes perfect with the salmonella steak I picked up at the butcher.
Why get it from your sister when i can get it so cheap here?
I didn’t know herpes came cheap! xD
…and don’t miss our special sale on vaginismus!
” Flare up on Isle 4, Flare up on Isle 4. ”
;o)
Ok, we’ve found the fresh herpes….all we need now is the dehydrated vaginal warts.
“Honey I had to get the herpes. The Spring Onion wasn’t on sale”
great for anybody who wants to get sick. just serve it for dinner and after 24 hours you’ll be having lesions showing up on yourself in no time!