Define candy

Cow

Jersey

Are you a cow boy?

Don’t worry sugar, you didn’t assault my intelligence

Why not do what our politicians do? Why use one word, when you can use 2 dozen meaningless ones.

Must be an acquired taste. Just like salted licorice. Great! Once you develop a taste for it.

tl;dr

Shall I compare thee to a summer deliciousness?

It wouldn’t stick to the floor without butter, would it?

Contains bacterium.

Which, of course, is a camel with two humps.

I just can’t with this deliciousness! It’s just too delicious. I literally cannot even.

Something new in sugar-free candy.

You can choose between many wonderful exotic flavors:

– Cherry Fondue
– Spring Surprise
– Cockroach Cluster
– Anthrax Ripple
– Crunchy Frog*
– Ram’s Bladder**

* We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.

** We use only the finest juicy chunks of fresh Cornish Ram’s bladder, emptied, steamed, flavoured with sesame seeds, whipped into a fondue, and garnished with lark’s vomit.

It would make some sense if Candy is the name of the cow.

A perfect compliment to sashimi ice cream.

@DnT I knew a “cow” named Candy. She was the local bike.

This is sooo last century, now there’s bacon flavoured candy.

@tadchem. Did you say Samurai ice-cream?

CAUTION. May contain traces of Bushido.

@Marum: So, would you liquor? 😛

Udderly ridiculous.

Try also our cotton candy – it contains only 30% Polyester

Butter and salt ? That word would be “Hypertension.”

♪ ♪
Let’s talk about sex baby
Let’s talk about Salt Candy
♫
(by ‘Salt ‘n’ Pepa’)

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

MI?

@ Marum: I mean Cow girl … 😉

In the western world we call it “popcorn”.

I am sorry that I cannot tell my doubts about the deliciousness of salty buttered cow bits in a single word.

Dangerous candy- a salt and buttery.

No Miss Steak …

moo

I can tell deliciousness, but it talks too much.

thiscandyissodeliciousineedtobreakmyspacebartodescribeit

Candy made only from butter and salt? I’d describe the deliciousness as “non-existent,” I think.

@Seventy2rd : As performed by “Salt ‘n Buttah”.

I can tell you how delicious this is in one word: heart attack.

Who’s to blame? In the country of strawberry sausages and cucumber soda, just a word would never do.

Un culo.

‘Apology accepted Captain Needa’

@ Mr. Wrong
Buttersaltandcandifragilisticexpialidocious

They sell this stuff at Daiso in Richmond, B.C.

REVOLTING. I’ve bought them in Daiso and tried them here in Australia expecting popcorn (maybe) and got a mouth full of VOMIT flavouring. The worst thing ever.

But I can describe the marketeer who created this slogan in one word: Lazy.

I’ve got a word – awful!

‘indescribable’ would be the word you are looking for.