February 1st, 2021

You will also drive over spine…

You will stop texting...

Photo courtesy of Adam Evans. Found in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. 

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January 30th, 2021

Cocoon growth – the pandemic of the 21st century…

Photo courtesy of Steph Moreland.  Mouse pad made in China.

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January 29th, 2021

Very blandest!

This is why I only eat Swiss chocolate...

Photo copyright Engrish.com. Child's shirt spotted in Tokyo. 

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January 28th, 2021

I’ve got more of a heavy mouth today…

No cream: I like coffee of the dark mouth.

Photo courtesy of  Shawn Weldon. Spotted in Japan. 

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January 27th, 2021

Defacatory down the hall…

Photo courtesy of Phenix. Spotted in Suzhou, China. 

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January 26th, 2021

After throw ball, run.

Doesn’t burn in a fire... any other way to kill it?

Photo courtesy of S.G. Found on an old package that contained balls with real gunpowder inside.

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January 25th, 2021

I’ll let you know when we remember…

On second thought... we're not sorry at all.

Photo courtesy of Ryan. Found in Japan. 

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January 24th, 2021

Sink before you speak…

He said he feels drained...

Photo courtesy of Jay Peterson. Found in Guanghzhou, China. 

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January 23rd, 2021

Wrap that neck hair! 

Be careful of anything that emits...

Photo courtesy of David Jones. Instructions from a dollhouse "coffee shop" model kit.

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January 22nd, 2021

It’s stranger than fiction.

You can’t handle it...

Photo courtesy of Jaume Ros.  Found in Datong, China. 

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