Morale was high until the water landing… 

Morale was high until the water landing… 

posted on 30 May 2023 in Toys

Photo courtesy of Amir A.
Toy found in Malaysia. 

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DrLex
DrLex
8 months ago

In the event of cabin depressurization, napalm flamethrowers will be deployed from underneath the overhead bins.

DrLex
DrLex
8 months ago

Also try our Boeing A380 model, made from pure nitrocellulose.

Marum
Marum
8 months ago

Aso The Boeng 321NEO,

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
8 months ago

The Airbus 747 is so uplifting.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
8 months ago

So not a Fokker Friendship.

Marum
Marum
8 months ago

Getting naked, oiling yourself, and repeatedly sliding down the evacuation slide, is frowned upon by the ground staff.

They would prefer you to use the Air-bridge.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 months ago

Give me mor ale! I think my pilot light is flickering.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 months ago

Fire extinguishing foam not included.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 months ago

Mile High Club? Pfffft! To infinity and beyond!

Marum
Marum
8 months ago

Q. What has two flaps and flies?

A. A female Pilot.

Conventi
Conventi
8 months ago

Ah, the legendary Airbus 747. Best airplane next to the Boeing A350.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
8 months ago

Good news! In the event of a water landing, your life preserver becomes an anvil!

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
8 months ago

Dying to fly? We’ve got you buried!

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
8 months ago

Have a burning desire for air travel? Let us add fuel to your dreams!

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
8 months ago

Batouttahell Airways is this year’s hottest ticket!

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
8 months ago

Fed up with other airlines? Fly with us and trade your slow burn for a fast one!

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
8 months ago

Caution: The Airbus 747 is modeled on the Airbust 1313 and the Airburst 666.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
8 months ago

In the event of an emergency…

… you, and the person next you, will be asked to kiss each other’s a$$es goodbye.

Thanks for flying KizzAzz Air!

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
8 months ago

Should we encounter any turbulence, our craft has been designed to drop its wings so that we may become lighter and rise above any patches of rough air…

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
8 months ago

To help passengers save on fares, we have chosen 8-year-old Jimmy, in seat 39c, to be our pilot today.

The chocks are away and your video game controller is ready, so let ‘er rip, Jimmy!

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
8 months ago

Overhead announcement:

“Put on your seat belt. I want to try something. I saw it once in a cartoon, but I think I can do it.”

— full credit to Steven Wright, on what he likes to tell hitchhikers he picks up

Boris
Boris
8 months ago

Try our parachuting partner Sleazy Jet 3-2-1. (Cheap because you don’t really need a parachute…. only if you want to do it twice.)

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
8 months ago

Don’t let anyone extinguish your hot joy of flying or put out your fiery dreams of landing!

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
8 months ago

Come fry with us!

UCity
UCity
8 months ago

Airbus 747, huh?

Well, guess it’s time to leave for the airport in my Ferrari 720S.

coffeebot
coffeebot
8 months ago

Looks like Boeing’s side chick had a baby

Marum
Marum
8 months ago

Our aircraft uses Methane to keep pollution levels low.

The only meal on the menu Cheese and Artichoke pie, in the interest of having endless fuel reserves.

Solodude
Solodude
7 months ago

Someone watched the last episode of Manifest…

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