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The se-date bar is also popular.
Recommended as a snack when you’ve been fasting.
Better than Slowbarf, I guess.
The Bourbon Slowbar – proudly managed by sloths since 1929.
Don’t walk around with them in you pocket.
So the banana’s a bit stiff.
You only get chocolate on your banana, when you have really lousy aim.
Endorsed by Slowhand himself.
The tasty treat for the rehab set.
it’s a cookie, it’s a cake, it’s a bar
Also available in Sterno©, Mad Dog 20/20© and 10W/30.
Gnaw slowly to prevent dental damage.
Seamen — Take the Slowbarge to taste-bud bliss!
In rugged outdoor tests, 9 out of 10 hikers and survivalists prefer scented candles.
The Gin-and-Tonic bar doubles as a hair ointment.
For extra slowness, try the Singapore Slingshot.
The Tequila Sunrise flavor makes morning-hangover-mouth preferable.
The Fuzzy Navel bar helps fuzzy tongue syndrome from the night before.
The 181-Rum flavor? It’s called StoppedBar.
The Screwdriver flavor comes in regular and Phillips Milk of Amnesia.
Want some brute-force rye taste? Try the WryBar PryBar.
Easy, buddy — this thing ain’t fast food, y’know.
Illegal to drink and drive… or eat this in the fast lane.
The bar is so high,
and inside you cry.
Cossbars & crowbars,
you’re feeling fubar.
Get you some Slowbar.
Ask verrry slowly for our ReallySlow Sloe Gin Fizz flavor!
Looks like the slow-food movement has finally caught up to on-the-go nutrition bars.