Engrish.com
Documenting the Engrish phenomenon from East Asia and around the world!

Photo courtesy of Christian. Christian says: "the sign itself is for a massage place, but not THAT kind of massage place.  It's located in a nice neighborhood." Found in Tokyo, Japan.

Free Saved by the Bell's "Screech" wig with purchase (pictured).

Also check out the Adult Engrish of the Week! Photo courtesy of Court Roper. Toy found in Java, Indonesia.

I didn't even know we had to take notes in exotic dancing class...

Photo courtesy of PetSugar. Stationery set from Japan.

Need a light snack?

Photo courtesy of Shi-Hsia Hwa. Taken in Penang, Malaysia. Apparently some vendors use halogen hotplates to cook.

I kinda expected the extinguisher to catch fire...

Photo courtesy of Lucy Bristo and Song Shuang. Found in Zhejiang Province, China.

Dreaming of the day he gets those antennae removed...

Photo courtesy of Eleanor French.

I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for you accursed ions...

Photo courtesy of Bryan Jones. Found in Sagano near Kyoto, Japan.

Warm, sad, and hungry for mint-milk and crackerfish...

Photo courtesy of Natalie McNear. Pic of a memo pad.

Ten thousand troops...one hot shower.

Also check out the Adult Engrish of the Week! Photo courtesy of Helena Barrio. Sign found in China.

The cook has been exfoliating again.

Photo courtesy of Roc Wu. Menu for noodles made with flour found in China.