September 24th, 2011

Or, at least wear rubber gloves

My momma said not to let the boys touch my mystery...

Photo courtesy of Kelsey Lloyd. Location not disclosed.

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September 23rd, 2011

Pregnant Pause that Refreshes

Also check out the Adult Engrish of the Week! Photo courtesy of Tammy Luong. Found at coffee shop in China.

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September 22nd, 2011

I never know what to tip…

I'll have the sweet-n-sour jumble...

Photo courtesy of Zack Ruiz.

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September 21st, 2011

Wait…this doesn’t smell like incense…

Photo courtesy of Audun Føyen. Menu found in Taiwan.

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September 20th, 2011

Please use the exit entrance

Do not wash hands. Please wash.

Photo courtesy of Audun Føyen. Found in China.

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September 19th, 2011

Pressure Sensor Alerts When Brushing Too Hard

Removes that hard to get eye plaque...

Photo courtesy of Wendy. Found in Tokyo, Japan.

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September 18th, 2011

Furisode

Photo courtesy of Tristan Forsyth. Bridal shop sign found in Kyoto, Japan.

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September 17th, 2011

OKAY!

Mola Ram keeps his Temple of Doom environment clean this way.

Photo courtesy of Tristan Forsyth. Found near Himeji Castle, Japan.

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September 16th, 2011

Fish Head Shop

You’re supposed to take it out of the fish after you’ve smuggled it in the port.

Photo courtesy of David English. Sign found in China.

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September 15th, 2011

Environmental Protection Mosquito Coils

The smell of burning anal will keep your nosy neighbors away, too...

Photo courtesy of Angelica K. Found in Senegal, West Africa.

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