May 20th, 2011

Breast or thigh?

Lightly aged, very sassy...

Photo courtesy of Sam Spooky. Menu found in Phuket, Thailand.

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May 19th, 2011

I’ll keep an eye out for another bottle

That's the last time you'll lip off to me...

Photo courtesy of Celina Chan. Korean makeup remover found in Hong Kong.

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May 18th, 2011

We’re hoping it’s just a phase…

It's really pissed!

Photo courtesy of Byul Han. Found at Korean restaurant.

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May 17th, 2011

Not so formidable at the spelling bee…

Nigth Life: 0 - Chronic Lisp: 1

Photo courtesy of Nicolle Palffy.

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May 16th, 2011

We’re looking for Moms with good taste

We've got 11 months to marinate her for next Mother's Day...

Photo courtesy of Mark Hucke.

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May 15th, 2011

12oz Tankers

Aluminum can't...

Photos courtesy of Joshua Mulhall. Toy trucks from China.

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May 14th, 2011

One teste is never enough

The teste will hit you right in the grapes.

Photo courtesy of Robin Warfel. Grapes found in Sanya, China.

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May 13th, 2011

The customer scarfs it all down Americanly

I'm burning Japanesely, I think I'm burning Japanesely...

Photo courtesy of Mark Hucke. Menu found in China.

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May 12th, 2011

Reduce, reuse, refund

It turned my $100 bill into a roll of toilet paper...

Photo courtesy of Mark Hucke. Found in China.

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May 11th, 2011

I’ll take a dozen dozen

Big top style: Size 28 wide, yellow and red stripes, and squeaks with every step.

Photo courtesy of Verona B. "Authenticity Card" that came with replica Louboutin shoes.

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