Dispose of body parts somewhere else please

Dispose of body parts somewhere else please

posted on 5 Oct 2012 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Christine MacPhail.
Sign found in Holiday Plaza Shopping Mall, Shenzhen, China. 

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Mick
Mick
12 years ago

Deathly Disposals will be destroyed!

jjhitt
jjhitt
12 years ago

Evidence Recycling bins are provided for your convenience.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
12 years ago

Confusing. Am I allowed to dump a corpse here if I didn’t murder it myself?

jjhitt
jjhitt
12 years ago

For background music they have the One Hundred And One Strings version of Helter Skelter playing,

Algernon
Algernon
12 years ago

Well don’t throw yourself into it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago

Litterally?

SF
SF
12 years ago

Sbarro’s trash has to be disposed of elsewhere.

jjhitt
jjhitt
12 years ago

The killer left behind a hammer and a wishbone: it’s murder most fowl.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago

”Bring out the dead!”

DrLex
DrLex
12 years ago

Now does this mean I cannot dump corpses here as a killer, or I cannot dump dead killers here as a cop?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
12 years ago

Only mediocre littering allowed.

jjhitt
jjhitt
12 years ago

You Stab ‘Em — You Stash ‘Em

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
12 years ago

Honest, officer, that dead body on the floor isn’t mine. My dead body is still here in this ba- Oh, shiiiiiiiiiiiiii

pijo
pijo
12 years ago

Hey, what do you throw there!!? ooh .. a piece of paper? will it be able to kill anybody? ooh no ..? .. Never mind then …

Ben
Ben
12 years ago

I didn’t set out to be a homicidal maniac. It just started that day I threw out one gum wrapper…

Ben
Ben
12 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock: “I’m not dead yet. I think I might go for a walk.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
12 years ago

We’re watching you, Jerry Lee Lewis!.

Marum
Marum
12 years ago

I am a cat. I understand this sign perfectly.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
12 years ago

I’m sorry Shao Kahn, I’m not allowed to finish him here.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago

I’ll do some litter killing instead.

Chris
Chris
12 years ago

@Ben: I’m pining for the fjords.

Classic Steve
12 years ago

Also no groovy, boss, or far-out littering.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
12 years ago

Somebody told me…
that you tossed a bottle…
that looked like a drink can…
that I tossed in February of last year…

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
12 years ago

Rule enacted after Jeffry Dahlmer stayed there one night.

Sparky
Sparky
12 years ago

What about zombies?

demondude777
demondude777
12 years ago

Please go to the Regularday Plaza to dump your dead.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
12 years ago

@jjhitt: looks like a hammer and a breast. Well, you know where my mind is.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago

Killer lettering for a T-shirt

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
12 years ago

Can’t throw my corpses on the ground, can’t store them in a locker.
(7) brog.engrish.com/2008/10/14/corpse-in-train-station-locker/
Where can I put them?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
12 years ago

How about these killer boots? Like ’em? Knew ya would!

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
12 years ago

What about victim littering?

Marum
Marum
12 years ago

This Is the Horrorday Plaza.

emily
emily
12 years ago

How else could I dispose of killers?

iLock
iLock
12 years ago

That Italian Cooking was killer, dude.

Jøsh
Jøsh
11 years ago

Duuuude! Killer litter!

Weepingguitar
Weepingguitar
11 years ago

Gnarly paper toss!

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